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Has Anyone Noticed Joe Does the Shopping?

Chive Turkey

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Gay Faggot. said:
How do you watch this shit, Bam? All of this is my favorite… this is my favorite, this is my favorite, this is my favorite…. This is my favorite part. You can only have one favorite you stupid bitch. Like they’re literally making it right there… Staggering 6”1 ALPHA MALE Joe Cumia associates with this.

Holy fuck I typed all of this and this video is still not done. Fuck everything, and fuck you Bam for showing me this. I hope your boat capsizes you dumb sea wench.
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The ADHD editing is giving me an aneurysm. Finish your fucking sentences, bitch. Even a video about something as mundane as showcasing a supermarket manages to be obnoxious and infuriating on TikTok.
 
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Torque’sHeadBump said:
It’s amazing to try and think about what he actually does all day long. I guess it mostly involves noodling on the guitar, “cooking”, buying random shit off reverb.com, setting up and performing at a “gig”, and driving around Long Island.
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Think of how much of a burden he must be to his family in their everyday life. We only get to see the bits and pieces he shares online which even through his own lens paint him to be a complete buffoon, so just imagine how many rakes he steps on as he goes about his day that we never hear about. Just going to a grocery store is a huge undertaking for him.

The reality is he likely spends most of his day mouth agape hunting-and-pecking retarded nonsense on Facebook with Fox News blaring in the background.
 
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JasperB said:
Think of how much of a burden he must be to his family in their everyday life. We only get to see the bits and pieces he shares online which even through his own lens paint him to be a complete buffoon, so just imagine how many rakes he steps on as he goes about his day that we never hear about. Just going to a grocery store is a huge undertaking for him.

The reality is he likely spends most of his day mouth agape hunting-and-pecking retarded nonsense on Facebook with Fox News blaring in the background.
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Joe is a bum, a literal, no-fooling bum. He avoids work at all costs, everything he owns was mooched from someone with a real job, and he spends every day loafing around playing his guitar like a nineteen-year-old wasteoid. All that's missing is his mom pounding on his bedroom door, asking him if he even bothered going to his job interview at the dollar store, and nagging him about the damp towels all over the bathroom floor.
 
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Mick_Mickerson said:
Spent all that time making an Uncle G's video and didn't even show the Coffee Mate selection? Fail!

Also ha ha hole ee shit the focus is even more on prepared foods than I already thought. That rascal always has a backseat full of prepared dishes out of sight when he shows the "staples" in the trunk that cost 200 bucks because Joe Biden made him buy prepared veal parmigiana platters
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You mean Joe could have made homemade chicken parm in the time and money he spent traversing Pennsylvania for a guitar amp ?

 
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