Has anyone here ever hired a personal trainer?

[Mustard]

I want to get swole as fuck. I have the height and the breadth of shoulder that makes me seem like I should be buff, like a comic book artist's rendition of a Viking berserker, but I'm not. Im just a lanky faggot with no muscle. I've decided after some thinking that I would like to hire a personal trainer cause they know what Im looking for and how to help me attain it, so's I can get beefy before hitting my thirties. Does anyone here have any advice on how to find the best, who to avoid, price ranges ect ect? Im thinking I shouldnt hire a woman cause it might be awkward but I have this fantasy in my head of some hot lady training me across months, a slow but subtle romantic relationship developing (mirroring my slow physical transformation) between us like in a movie and after she sees my prodigious progress from a lanky faggot to a swole beef cake we wind up fucking at her place, so it's a admittedly an appealing option to go for the lady trainer.

 

[PickleRickle]

Just workout on your own for fucks sake. What are you, fat?

 

[Mustard]

Just workout on your own for fucks sake. What are you, fat?

No but I know nothing about it and how to do it properly and all that shit, and Im too lazy to educate myself. I prefer paying some faggot to tell me what to do.

I need to get swole as fuck.

 

[CuntFucker]

I have this fantasy in my head of some hot lady training me across months, a slow but subtle relationship developing between us like in a movie and after she sees my prodigious progress from a lanky faggot to a swole beef cake we wind up fucking at her place

 

[Mustard]

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It's a possibility

 

[Mustard]

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but I need to get swole as fuck first

 

[PickleRickle]

but I need to get swole as fuck first

Steroids

 

[Mustard]

Steroids

I dont want the acne

 

[PickleRickle]

I dont want the acne

lol

 

[CuntFucker]

Hey guys I'm weak and want to get big. I'm too lazy to figure out how to do basic barbell exercises, how do I get massive with no effort? Also I want a female trainer and I have a fantasy that she respects and eventually fucks me....

 

[Nigger John]

@CuntFucker is mine

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Try hitting her up on ig

 

[Mustard]

Everyone's so critical

 

[Turry Fawks]

Go work in masonry for a year.

 

[PickleRickle]

Go work in masonry for a year.

Becomes a Freemason instead and gets fucked in the ass.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I've got a friend who helps me with weights & has more benches & stuff than me, it's useful to plan something with someone else for motivation, otherwise I'll just work out at home in the mean time.

 

[Confused White Kid]

This is a thread I would make if I hacked your account and wanted to fuck with you.

 

[Mustard]

This is a thread I would make if I hacked your account and wanted to fuck with you.

That's a good excuse if I decide to disavow it.

 

[CuntFucker]

Everyone's so critical

The hilarious fantasies of marrying your personal trainer waifu aside, why would anyone help when you have a "I can't be bothered, someone make me swole" attitude? Your PT isn't going to give you the motivation to lift heavy several times a week or eat & sleep properly. You either want it or you don't. You don't sound like you're serious about anything other than daydreaming about sniffing yoga pants.

 

[CuntFucker]

The funniest thing about your female PT waifu fantasy is that on day 1 you will be unable to lift as much as she does. Your optimism, all your hopes and dreams will be dashed as you struggle with a 30kg bar pinning you down helplessly while she giggles.

If I were you and could afford it I would just do crossfit b/c you will learn the lifts and there are grills to talk to and there's less work to do re. routines etc. It works for a lot of people.

If you get a PT, get a man who can lift some decent numbers but isn't a roidtranny (important!) and just pay for a few sessions over a few months and space them out a bit so he can check your form etc.