Hardest you’ve laughed at a Pat moment

[The Talking Dead]

Him falling for texts from what he believes are real companies and replying with "NO. STOP" or immediately oversharing with a stranger who he thinks has been fooled by the trolls too, only to be tripped up yet again a few seconds later are generally the funniest things. It really demonstrates how dumb he truly is.

As others have pointed out - Apostlegate was the greatest trolling job of all time but it wasn't that funny, even tape 5. I was more shocked at just how deeply mentally ill he is when listening to that for the first time.

 

[1073waaf]

The first “yes, child” in Josiah 5. You can tell something broke in his brain at that exact moment.

 

[PogromStallone]

He wasn't directly involved in it but the texts to his hairdresser were amazing.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

LizClarkeEats and [email protected]

 

[guest]

Here is my favorite text to Patrick.

 

[sShenaniganz]

Here is my favorite text to Patrick.

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Time is a fat circle

 

[guest]

Please tell me someone has a screencap of this

 

[The Talking Dead]

Here is my favorite text to Patrick.

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lol Jesus that was a Joe-level rant. Of course this simpleton has never seen True Detective too. Not enough capes or light sabers to keep his attention I'm sure.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Autism thread.

Ps My ribs have the right to defend themselves. Enjoy genocide.

 

[guest]

Autism thread.
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Ps My ribs have the right to defend themselves. Enjoy genocide.

Him calling Niki a replacement is so fucked lol.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Your friends are rapists or rape apologists.

Is he talking about me here? Because if he is, he's overstepped the mark

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Blowing Trump

Hthe hooligans faxes still kill me

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Upside down zipline. His sweaty ass, his painfully tight jeans, and him getting smacked in the face by a tree made me laugh pretty good

When that was photshoppes to him going into the twitter office playing "secret agent man" got me pretty good

 

[Carlo Hambino]

I wish I had saved it, there’s a picture of LizClarkEats and someone shopped in a baby hippo on her face.

Pat’s fat bingo wing jiggling while shooting at the range. I don’t believe he ever lifted a weight in his life.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

The valdism video, the gtm instagram, when he said people were calling the gym.and saying hes taking upskirt photos...anytime Hooligans is called

Hes such a goldmine

 

[Bigsmooth]

Here is my favorite text to Patrick.

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He kept things brief

 

[felonious_patposter]

For whatever reason the hardest I've laughed at a pat moment was when he replied to a friendly text with that "cars aren't built like they used to be, they're built far, far better". The name torque wheeler was hilarious to me.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Him falling for texts from what he believes are real companies and replying with "NO. STOP" or immediately oversharing with a stranger who he thinks has been fooled by the trolls too, only to be tripped up yet again a few seconds later are generally the funniest things. It really demonstrates how dumb he truly is.

As others have pointed out - Apostlegate was the greatest trolling job of all time but it wasn't that funny, even tape 5. I was more shocked at just how deeply mentally ill he is when listening to that for the first time.

I had the same reaction. It became funny after hearing it a couple times but the first time was just shocking to hear how crazy he is. Those who criticized Josiah wouldn't have done any better. Who could've predicted Pat's 'yes, child' ing for 30mins. Josiah handled it well especially under the circumstances.

 

[JebJoh]

“You are quite literally arguing with my toilet”

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Not the hardest ive laughed but the "ive got a feeling" video was one of my favorites. I would play that shit 10 times whenever i was getting ready to go party