Happy Birthday to the late Dan Mullen RIP

[Professor Rape]

Normally I'd say rape in all available holes, but I'm not sure if you can rape the dead or the willing

You think she's a squirter? Fuck her so hard that the embalming fluid squirts out...

Th that's terrible I'm sorry

Anyway imagine lubing her up and fucking her tight, dead holes.

I haven't jacked off in 5 days, this is what semen retention does to a person

 

[Professor Rape]

Ive defended people who lust after corpses

 

[BUBBLER]

Ive defended people who lust after corpses

Hey so far Ive only lusted after pictures of women who have recently become corpses.

How many people jacked off after Princess Diana got her head ripped off?

 

[Professor Rape]

Hey so far Ive only lusted after pictures of women who have recently become corpses.

How many people jacked off after Princess Diana got her head ripped off?

That's a good bit, looking at obituaries for hot women. Maybe find out where their funerals are and jack off in the back row.

 

[BUBBLER]

I say if it's within 5 days they're fresh enough it's not weird.

When did this cunt die?

Edit: December 1st, FAWK!

 

[Professor Rape]

I say if it's within 5 days they're fresh enough it's not weird.

When did this cunt die?

Edit: December 1st, FAWK!

She's only 12 days since death you sick fuck!

 

[BUBBLER]

She's only 12 days since death you sick fuck!

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Did I say 5 days? I meant 2 weeks. That's one pay period

 

[A House Nigger]

She's only 12 days since death you sick fuck!

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Anyone think it’s still a little fresh? I know she’s passed her expiration date. You know how some things are still good after the expiration date.

 

[Professor Rape]

Anyone think it’s still a little fresh? I know she’s passed her expiration date. You know how some things are still good after the expiration date.

I'd fuck her. Surely her cunt won't fall apart while I'm fucking her right? That would be icky.

It's only been 12 days, should be okay.

 

[BUBBLER]

I'd fuck her. Surely her cunt won't fall apart while I'm fucking her right? That would be icky.

It's only been 12 days, should be okay.

The embalming fluuuuiddd adds at least 10 days to the shelf life

 

[BUBBLER]

Anyone think it’s still a little fresh? I know she’s passed her expiration date. You know how some things are still good after the expiration date.

12 days ain't shit for a dirty diaper I know that

 

[Professor Rape]

This conversation is getting ridiculous. Let's go back to talking about what we would do to her freshly deceased asshole.

 

[BUBBLER]

This conversation is getting ridiculous. Let's go back to talking about what we would do to her freshly deceased asshole.

I'd like to see if I could poke it through her decaying belly button

 

[A House Nigger]

Here's a screenshot of the guestbook. Nice to see Flavia (twice) Erock, Ann Igger, "Don" Soder, Turk February, Jackie, Pat, Bobo and Josiah show up and sign.
Edit- Here's the youtube link that the most recent post has, for those that don't care enough to go to the obit.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Here's a screenshot of the guestbook. Nice to see Flavia (twice) Erock, Ann Igger, "Don" Soder, Turk February, Jackie, Pat, Bobo and Josiah show up and sign.
Edit- Here's the youtube link that the most recent post has, for those that don't care enough to go to the obit.

Fucking ribs. TYFYS

Updated archives: Main obit page + guestbook

https://archive.ph/3VA9g

https://archive.ph/iwRiY

 

[RickReternal]

Sad for Dan, happy for Dougie

 

[Chive Turkey]

Equity compensation never dies, funster.

 

[TaintofGeorge]

Rest in Piss ,(and shit apparently)