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Happy 3-Year Anniversary! Patrick hasn't published anything in 3 full years as of today (except for homosexual pornography)

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Seems he has been bullied back into writing

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Hit his world count goal and managed to tweet even more than the previous week. Must be some quality work he's churning out.
 
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3 years, and In the Black has yet to even break 1,000 sales lol.

Does anyone have a copy of our seminal work In the Fat?

I like how Pat and the SFWA faggots act like being published is somehow an accomplishment. Sure, in the 90s it was, but nowadays the bar has never been lower. Housewives self publish erotica on Amazon and have sales that put any drivel the SFWA publishes to shame.

Hell, I am getting a comic book published at the end of the month. It's going to be a regional thing, and unlike Pat I am not going to pretend that it's anything special. I'll make practically nothing from it, but I am going to be thrilled just to have a comic book with my name on it.

As a wise man once said, "ANYONE CAN DO IT".
 

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Yeah, the trailer has Wake footage. Looks like Wake is in the otherworld shaped by his books and the lady’s in Bright Falls investigating his and Nightengale’s disappearances and there’s some kind of scary cult stuff going on

I’m all fawkin in with the Alan Wake

I got the deluxe edition of the original that comes with “The Alan Wake Files”, an in-universe book written by the guy who gets killed in the prologue dream sequence

I hope Barry is in the game that nigga rocked
Shit, my nigga. I might need to play it again. My Xbox 360 avatar for years wore the Alan Wake jacket.

I didn't know there was an Alan Wake crossover in Control so that was a great surprise. I guess it was a DLC, but I had a special edition so it seemed like part of the main story.
 
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