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Susan is a terrible car name.
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His whole premise doesn't even make sense. If cars last longer than ever don't they require less upkeep?
The Epigma CodeAccidentally doxxing himself as Torque Wheeler is one of the highlights of his story
Pat is a moron, film at 11.Susan is a terrible car name.
100%. I drive a 91 Dodge Ram square body with a busted odometer. It probably has a million miles on it, I've worked the shit out of it and it'll never die. It's got a basic as fuck 318 and I can fix most things myself and if I'm stumped I can ask any old guy who had an old dodge truck because they made them the exact same way since the 70s. All of my friends have had their keyless ignitions fuck up and not be able to start their cars, their little touchscreens in the dash all malfunction at some point, the battery dies and then it fucks everything up and some things need to be reset at the dealership, etc. There's always something that goes wrong that is some computer related thing. Why does a car need all that shit? I'm happy to roll my own windows down and have a truck that is reliable as fuck than have a bunch of gay features I'll never use that will just fuck me over eventually anyway.The main issue IMO is people are less willing to keep a car out of warranty. They're so fucking complex now they're disposable because the amount of knowledge, tools and money required to do anything yourself beyond oil changes makes it pointless to even learn the skills unless your goal is to be a mechanic.
Legit shadetree mechanics don't own new vehicles because they want to work on them.
Pat is, unsurprisingly, retarded.
Have you tried topping off your window washer fluid and tightening your antenna, child?I think the AC in my car stopped working today. Where Torque at?
I even cleaned my headlights!Have you tried topping off your window washer fluid and tightening your antenna, child?
Well, if you haven't taken a week to wax your car and the A/C still doesn't work then I'm sorry you're so stupid.I even cleaned my headlights!
Shit! I just realized I haven't been driving drunk into snow banks. That's the problem!Well, if you haven't taken a week to wax your car and the A/C still doesn't work then I'm sorry you're so stupid.
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