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Love the sequel Cookie.
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HAHA YOUR CATS DEAD STUPID!
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"Fez, just make the fuckin cat talk."
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Poor kitty 
. Why couldn't it have been Nana instead.
. Why couldn't it have been Nana instead.
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Having to take care of a cat was getting in the way of Missy Muscle’s strongman training and her endless stream of urban gentleman callers. This was no illness.
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It likely was overbred, which is the only reason nana wanted it. I'm sure the stress from going from a mcmansion to a cramped NY apartment was as stressful to Beav as it was to Nan.
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wtf it only lived ten years. Jewgle says the life expectancy is 12-16 for Bengals, but a lot of cats I've known live for 20+ unless something serious goes wrong with them.
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There's no way Ant was taking that cat to the vet for regular check-ups. He can barely take care of himself.
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That pussy was getting a bit old for Nana
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God tried but modern medicine saved him.Poor kitty
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I'll bet the old queen left out bags of pretzels and shit and Beavis got stuck into things they can't digest properly. He'd probably pass out and forget to feed him some nights. My grandmother's cat lived to 28 (got put down) and it never went to the vet and ate nothing but Whiskas brand cat food.
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Science is so going to Hell for this.
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Anything on the Jewgle about cats who witness pedo behavior? Bet they don't last long.
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Nana is so broke that she couldn't afford the poor kitty's medicine.
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RIP Little fella, you deserved better.
PS I think Missy did old Beev in.
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Man, if my depraved, debauched lifestyle landed me in the ICU for weeks on end, and my pet died while I was away, I'd be totally crushed and guilt-ridden. Nana's first thought? How many Twitter followers he has. Given the tenor of his gay tweet, this experience hasn't changed him at all, and his only concern is jumping right back into his beer-soaked, hooting lifestyle as soon as he can. And that's a good thing, as it means he'll be dead all the sooner.
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Beavis was about the only thing I liked about Nana. Not an ounce of emotion in his statement. Dude is seriously fucked up.
Also, I bet that idiot, Missy Muscles, didn't take care of him. Bitch.
Also, I bet that idiot, Missy Muscles, didn't take care of him. Bitch.
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His reaction to Otto, a human he was ostensibly "friends" with, was "ahuehuehue... that's not good...". A cat's not gonna get much more than that.