HAHA YOUR CATS DEAD STUPID!

[Consensual Rapist]

The "tails" we'd hear. Right, chums?
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Love the sequel Cookie.

 

[CruisinColin]

Love the sequel Cookie.

"Fez, just make the fuckin cat talk."

 

[Nana Cumia]

Poor kitty . Why couldn't it have been Nana instead.

 

[guest]

Having to take care of a cat was getting in the way of Missy Muscle’s strongman training and her endless stream of urban gentleman callers. This was no illness.

 

[NigelCumia]

It likely was overbred, which is the only reason nana wanted it. I'm sure the stress from going from a mcmansion to a cramped NY apartment was as stressful to Beav as it was to Nan.

 

[Brooke Shields]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

wtf it only lived ten years. Jewgle says the life expectancy is 12-16 for Bengals, but a lot of cats I've known live for 20+ unless something serious goes wrong with them.

 

[Petworth dude]

wtf it only lived ten years. Jewgle says the life expectancy is 12-16 for Bengals, but a lot of cats I've known live for 20+ unless something serious goes wrong with them.

There's no way Ant was taking that cat to the vet for regular check-ups. He can barely take care of himself.

 

[ShockJockRobot]

That pussy was getting a bit old for Nana

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Poor kitty . Why couldn't it have been Nana instead.

God tried but modern medicine saved him.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

There's no way Ant was taking that cat to the vet for regular check-ups. He can barely take care of himself.

I'll bet the old queen left out bags of pretzels and shit and Beavis got stuck into things they can't digest properly. He'd probably pass out and forget to feed him some nights. My grandmother's cat lived to 28 (got put down) and it never went to the vet and ate nothing but Whiskas brand cat food.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

God tried but modern medicine saved him.

Science is so going to Hell for this.

 

[Zeroman]

wtf it only lived ten years. Jewgle says the life expectancy is 12-16 for Bengals, but a lot of cats I've known live for 20+ unless something serious goes wrong with them.

Anything on the Jewgle about cats who witness pedo behavior? Bet they don't last long.

 

[IWatchTV]

Doesn’t he still have the other cat? Got two cats when I was 9. One lived until like 17 and the other lived to 21. They lived in a house with my chain smoking parents getting basic ass grocery store food and lived that long.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Nana is so broke that she couldn't afford the poor kitty's medicine.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Anything on the Jewgle about cats who witness pedo behavior? Bet they don't last long.

Isaac Katty




boo

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

RIP Little fella, you deserved better.

PS I think Missy did old Beev in.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Man, if my depraved, debauched lifestyle landed me in the ICU for weeks on end, and my pet died while I was away, I'd be totally crushed and guilt-ridden. Nana's first thought? How many Twitter followers he has. Given the tenor of his gay tweet, this experience hasn't changed him at all, and his only concern is jumping right back into his beer-soaked, hooting lifestyle as soon as he can. And that's a good thing, as it means he'll be dead all the sooner.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Beavis was about the only thing I liked about Nana. Not an ounce of emotion in his statement. Dude is seriously fucked up.

Also, I bet that idiot, Missy Muscles, didn't take care of him. Bitch.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

I hate him even more now. Poor Beavis. Not even an ounce of emotion.

He was a dandy cat.


Was he? Nice emotion you worthless mincing queen.

His reaction to Otto, a human he was ostensibly "friends" with, was "ahuehuehue... that's not good...". A cat's not gonna get much more than that.