HA-HA-HOLEE SHIT From The Past: Anthony's Old Tinder Profile

[satanssockpuppet]

It's probably a very easy life for her to live with nana now. He's constantly fucked up on pills and booze and hooked into his 24 hour misery and rage machine aka X, so she likely barely has to spend time with him. You know she almost never has sex with the old fucker either. She also doesn't have to worry about him fucking any more attractive, younger models of her since those days are long gone. For her, it's probably just like living with some elderly, effeminate roommate who happens to pay for all her shit. Also she'll probably be entitled to the house and a decent chunk of his money when his heart inevitably gives out in the next few years.

I'm nearly certain that some sort of deal has already been struck. If his greasy wop ticker didn't go on the blink, he'd still be living his decrepit bachelor life in NY. He can't live on his own, and his sister surely wanted no part of Nana's grotesque antics, which left either Joe or Missy as his only options. And as revolting as Nana may be, even he wasn't going to stoop to cohabitating with Joe. Missy reminds him to take his heart pills, helps him in and out of the tub, and wrangles his filthy trousers into the washing machine a few times a month in exchange for that shitty house and funding her slovenly whore lifestyle. The rest of it is just a heterosexuality-affirming sham. He bought that dumb house to keep her happy and quiet, lest she went public about the eggs, dildos, and whatever else that ghoul is really into.

 

[lowend73]

The way he is slouched on that barstool really brought out the feminine side of Nana

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The way he is slouched on that barstool really brought out the feminine side of Nana

He just can't help it. No matter how hard he tries to act macho and manly, he's still the dainty fairy prancing around in mommy's shoes, and no amount of posturing can hide it.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Drinking alcohol everyday, sucking at videogames, addicted to X/Twitter, complaining about blacks all day.

 

[Nana Cumia]

The way he is slouched on that barstool really brought out the feminine side of Nana

That is becauss Nana usually flips the barstool upside-down and invites 3 other queers (Fred from Brooklyn, Brother Joe, and Roscoe from reddit)

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Drinking alcohol everyday, sucking at videogames, addicted to X/Twitter, complaining about blacks all day.

He lost his home and business due to all that shit lol

 

[AnthonyCumio]

"Wine, dinner, movies spontaneous fun"

Nice grammar, stupid.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"Wine, dinner, movies spontaneous fun" = Bottom barrel piss swill, Chinese takeaway, Columbo reruns and if you're lucky after, an iPad to take home.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The fucking atv pic is hilarious. He looks like a Central American atv guide

Wearing faggot ass speary topsiders

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

I'm nearly certain that some sort of deal has already been struck. If his greasy wop ticker didn't go on the blink, he'd still be living his decrepit bachelor life in NY. He can't live on his own, and his sister surely wanted no part of Nana's grotesque antics, which left either Joe or Missy as his only options. And as revolting as Nana may be, even he wasn't going to stoop to cohabitating with Joe. Missy reminds him to take his heart pills, helps him in and out of the tub, and wrangles his filthy trousers into the washing machine a few times a month in exchange for that shitty house and funding her slovenly whore lifestyle. The rest of it is just a heterosexuality-affirming sham. He bought that dumb house to keep her happy and quiet, lest she went public about the eggs, dildos, and whatever else that ghoul is really into.

That is a master piece of an explanation of Nana’s shitty life

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

He lost his home and business due to all that shit lol

The day Gavin shit cans him or sacrifices him to the FBI will be a great day

 

[satanssockpuppet]

That is a master piece of an explanation of Nana’s shitty life

You know Missy was less than thrilled when Gramps broke the news, but technically, it is his house, and it's not like she has better (or any) options. They cosplay as a "couple", but anyone can plainly see they merely tolerate one another at best. He pays the bills, and lets her drag him to the local burger pub a few times a month so they can marvel over the lack of FNs, and she makes sure he doesn't die all alone on the floor. And I'd wager she made sure that in the event of his death, she's getting that house, too. Missy is way too confident to be someone in a position where her entire life hinges on making Nana happy, and I doubt she'd be tolerating him if there wasn't a payout involved that goes beyond covering the monthly nut.

 

[Barzoni1010]

What a fruity bio

 

[Barzoni1010 Fanboy]

What a fruity bio

You're a fruity bio, you fucking faggot.

 

[Single Action Army]

I thought if you were rich and famous there would be women lining up to date and fuck you in your social circle.

I guess when you're not quite rich and too poisonous to even fake long enough to snatch a wife you have to go to the teenager fuck app.
It's encouraging and discouraging to know I have slightly more dating prospects than Anthony.

 

[UnPRePared]

I got nuthin'.