HA-HA-HOLEE SHIT From The Past: Anthony's Old Tinder Profile

[UnPRePared]

Had this link emailed over to me last night, that r/TACN has been on a roll going after Anthony lately.

I never knew this existed, but the cunt is rubbish enough, I'm not surprised:

"Wine, dinner, movies spontaneous fun" = Bottom barrel piss swill, Chinese takeaway, Columbo reruns and if you're lucky after, an iPad to take home.




.... Maybe swipe you.

 

[Vito Carlucci]

When I was 18, I matched with a girl who told me that she had lied on her profile about her age, and that she was actually 16 (“But I’m going to [my college] next year!”)

I shudder to think about what this pseudo-wop would do had he had the same opportunity.

Then again, I don’t have gravel face, nor did I get my current girlfriend by making Honeymooners references.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[Stent]

Amazing to think how much better his life was back then. Still gay as fuck but at least he went outside his house.

Wine, dinner, movies, spontaneous fun
Booze, internet

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

He does look cool and full of spontaneous fun in the mustang pic.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

The fucking atv pic is hilarious. He looks like a Central American atv guide

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Spontaneous. Like sitting in one spot drunkenly gaming, hooting, screaming "MOTHER'S COCK!" and spitting on the floor till 8am.

He sure is one FUN though, he got that right.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Hey Ant, why don’t we go out to breakfast this morning?

*HISSES* BRING ME MY BUD LITE!

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

Its great to see /r/tacn getting back to its roots.

I'm kind of surprised the sub hasn't been shut down :)

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

 

[Stent]

I'd like to know what the deciding factor was for Missy to go back to the ghoul. Obviously it's money, but did she decide she didn't like working anymore, or did some other guy cum in her then call her a man-bodied turtle with no future?

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

I'd like to know what the deciding factor was for Missy to go back to the ghoul. Obviously it's money, but did she decide she didn't like working anymore, or did some other guy cum in her then call her a man-bodied turtle with no future?

Deontay got tired of her moodswings

 

[Humanatee]

I'd like to know what the deciding factor was for Missy to go back to the ghoul. Obviously it's money, but did she decide she didn't like working anymore, or did some other guy cum in her then call her a man-bodied turtle with no future?

It's probably a very easy life for her to live with nana now. He's constantly fucked up on pills and booze and hooked into his 24 hour misery and rage machine aka X, so she likely barely has to spend time with him. You know she almost never has sex with the old fucker either. She also doesn't have to worry about him fucking any more attractive, younger models of her since those days are long gone. For her, it's probably just like living with some elderly, effeminate roommate who happens to pay for all her shit. Also she'll probably be entitled to the house and a decent chunk of his money when his heart inevitably gives out in the next few years.

 

[UnPRePared]

"I am experiencing merriment, and you despise that!"

 

[BUBBLER]

Hey Ant, why don’t we go out to breakfast this morning?
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*HISSES* BRING ME MY BUD LITE!

 

[Stent]

It's probably a very easy life for her to live with nana now. He's constantly fucked up on pills and booze and hooked into his 24 hour misery and rage machine aka X, so she likely barely has to spend time with him. You know she almost never has sex with the old fucker either. She also doesn't have to worry about him fucking any more attractive, younger models of her since those days are long gone. For her, it's probably just like living with some elderly, effeminate roommate who happens to pay for all her shit. Also she'll probably be entitled to the house and a decent chunk of his money when his heart inevitably gives out in the next few years.

He'll end up bringing back some anorexic-looking trailer park trash and fucking her. She will rob the house and take his car, but leaving him with HIV which he will pass on to Missy.

 

[DMAN]

Let's be real: Sucking a dick because your dogfaced wife fed you one too many Bud Lights then divorcing her and paying her hush money so your radio enemies don't destroy your bad boy image by getting her on the air to tell everyone about your batty boy behavior is as about as "spontaneous fun" as it gets.

 

[fusciasomething]

Let's be real: Sucking a dick because your dogfaced wife fed you one too many Bud Lights then divorcing her and paying her hush money so your radio enemies don't destroy your bad boy image by getting her on the air to tell everyone about your batty boy behavior is as about as "spontaneous fun" as it gets.

He spent millions of dollars to be called gay every day anyhow