Grown man has the mind of an eight year old

[swole_edging_llc]

Go lightsabers, so cool!

More bullshit.
Ponderously stupid.
Probably thinks this relates to real life and not just some huge Disney cashgrab.
Ugh

 

[Meownaw]

Actual douche chills reading that.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Nikki really needs to up the dose of poison in his meatloaf...

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Actual douche chills reading that.

Did ya? Because me too. What a dweeb.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Just type the word "nigger" under each of his tweets. Elon's in charge now, so you'll skate

 

[swole_edging_llc]

This structure is a formula used in many religious texts:

[Name]
[Link to parent or culture]
[Taught by some important person]
[Taught by another important person]
[Some lame nickname]
[More bullshit]

He's an atheist...except that he has a lame bullshit religion and isn't even aware of it.
Tiresome

 

[Jim Crying]

His prattling on about nerd shit is just his way of "virtue signaling" to other nerds but in reality they don't give a fuck if you keep dropping all these references, no one's impressed by it.

 

[Stent]

Autism needs professional treatment.

 

[JamieConway]

Any woman who would stay with a man who would tweet that deserves her hellish life.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Don’t forget to buy the toys, faggot

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I watched two terrible Steven Seagal movies (On Deadly Ground and Fire Down Below) yesterday and both of them are miles better than any of the Disney Star Wars bullshit.

 

[Bigsmooth]

I watched two terrible Steven Seagal movies (On Deadly Ground and Fire Down Below) yesterday and both of them are miles better than any of the Disney Star Wars bullshit.

On Deadly Ground is one of the best accidentally funny movies ever though

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

He couldn't have picked Rogue One?

Tough guy Yoda with his little laser sword from the prequels was awful

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Autism needs professional treatment.

@Flavia's Prolapsed Peckah, comment?

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Mean man scary face and dumb yoda spinning around like a toy

Han shot first

 

[guest]

Here's an interesting experiment. Show the star wars movies to young kids (your own or your nephews/nieces, Paul). Here's how it went with mine. They love the original 3 (especially the Ewoks one, they're children after all.) They don't make it all the way through the first prequel or the first Disney one because they're "boring." An 8 year old boy said that. He said the same about Hook btw. Loves Ghostbusters and BTTF though. Fat has the mind of a retarded 8 Yr old

 

[Petworth dude]

huge Disney cashgrab.

I actually liked the Expanded Universe back in the day. Fuck Disney for fagging things up.

 

[RickReternal]

I actually liked the Expanded Universe back in the day. Fuck Disney for fagging things up.

Fuck yeah those Timothy Zahn books in the ‘90s were awesome.

 

[LoomisBuckby]

dumb yoda spinning around like a toy

“Yeah so even though Yoda hobbles around stumbling with a cane he’s actually the most powerful jedi in the universe so he can actually move super fast and do flips”

Even watching that stupid movie when I was a child I thought it was so fucking cheesy. Exact moment I realized star wars was gay and for babies

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I watched two terrible Steven Seagal movies (On Deadly Ground and Fire Down Below) yesterday and both of them are miles better than any of the Disney Star Wars bullshit.

I saw today Disney will be spending 60 million on their parks instead of their entertainment programs since they’re losing money with their recent string of shitty shows and movies. The real money is in the parks.