Grossest thing that's happen to you during sex

[Phish]

Prob just a dirty helmet after exploring the poop chute.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

One time I was banging this chick and I threw up and it was so nasty that my friend fell out of the closet and threw up too

Didn’t Marc Normand tell that story on Ow/J or am I misremembering things? Because that also happened to me and my friend too.

 

[ChimpanZ]

Didn’t Marc Normand tell that story on Ow/J or am I misremembering things? Because that also happened to me and my friend too.

I was quoting the Tucker Max story

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I was quoting the Tucker Max story

I know haha. I could have sworn he told that on the air too which I thought was odd. The second half of my comment was a joke that missed.

 

[CutesyMissy]

I once was fucking a tall ex (about 6'1") and was giving it to her in the inverted missionary. As we were both bathed in lube she decided to try a buttplug, so I yell like a horse, violently donkey kicked her into the bedpost, and she ended up with a dislocated hip and a lincoln log on her belly.

We didn't last long after that uncomfortable hospital visit.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Fell in love.

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

He called ME a fag!

 

[BUBBLER]

Also had a condom slip off into a chick’s asshole after I busted into her butt so not only did she leak onto my bed but then she has a missing rubber up her anus

What's the point of anal if you have to wrap it up?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What's the point of anal if you have to wrap it up?

I thought only gay people had to do that because they put up some crazy numbahs.

 

[BUBBLER]

I thought only gay people had to do that because they put up some crazy numbahs.

Like the reason to even do it is so you can bust raw

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I had sex with a nice-looking girl, maybe 7/10, everything went fine, after sex she tells me she has Jewish ancestors!

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Like the reason to even do it is so you can bust raw

I agree with you, but some people don't like the idea of caramel pudding stuck in their Jap's eye.

 

[Dog Eater]

catching a whiff of ass during doggy style. Grossed me out every time.

 

[bantadant]

I know haha. I could have sworn he told that on the air too which I thought was odd. The second half of my comment was a joke that missed.

I remember that too- they mentioned that Tucker had a similar story but they stopped short of directly calling Normand a liar if I remember it right

 

[MonsterSteve]

Probably fucking my ex doggy style and my dick started to get sticky and it started to smell like someone was putting pennys in front of my face. Turned on the lights and it looked like a murder had taken place. I guess she got her period exactly when we started fucking. I really didn’t care too much tbh. I thought it was neat.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What's the point of anal if you have to wrap it up?

She insisted because we had just met (tinder whore, it was her idea to fuck her ass), and I wanted to fuck her in the ass so i complied

 

[guest]

Nothing very interesting. Hooked up with a hot girl, she'd been on top for a bit, then I got her in doggy. Got a horrendous whiff of fresh shit as soon as she arched her back and opened her ass up. Her asshole looked clean, so the stench came from inside her. Almost made me retch

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

She insisted because we had just met (tinder whore, it was her idea to fuck her ass), and I wanted to fuck her in the ass so i complied

She’s probably safer than most broads nowadays.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

She’s probably safer than most broads nowadays.

She got super clingy the following week and i had to ghost her. What a goofy gal

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Nothing very interesting. Hooked up with a hot girl, she'd been on top for a bit, then I got her in doggy. Got a horrendous whiff of fresh shit as soon as she arched her back and opened her ass up. Her asshole looked clean, so the stench came from inside her. Almost made me retch

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