Gross insight about the head of the cock

Missy's Mangled Handster

BBJ Lover
Millions of years ago when we all had smooth sausage dicks, ol' mushroom dick Grug was feeling smooth as shit waiting until the end of the gangrape/orgy and swooping in last with that fat mushroom head. All the other cavemen were probably laughing up a storm about him getting the sloppiest leftovers, but Grug had the last laugh, given we all got motherfuckin mushroom cocks now.
This is poetry worthy of a nobel prize
 
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