Great, I got a 20 year old whore living next to me.

[guest]

Ughhh . Just heard she is worried her ex might come by.

Shake my fucking head.

This is your chance, buddy. Soon as he shows up start asking her "This guy bothering you? 'cause if he's bothering you me and the boys can take care of it." When she asks "What boys?" just shush her softly and maintain long, meaningful eye contact. Then look him over, smirk and tell him to beat it.

 

[guest]

and tell him to beat it.

You want him to start jerking off? Hah, gaaaaay!

 

[Wild]

Fuck off, Jim. Why did you feel the need to bait so I would actually post a serious response. I won't forget this.

 

[Wa4892]

Would all y'all think less of me if I admitted to logging in here multiple times a day, just to see if there are any updates to this story?

We're only three days in but I finally understand why my mom watched Guiding Light every day for all those years,

 

[Carl Winslow]

UPDATE:
​

one of her friends, or family members came over with her kids and spent the night last night. The reason was, from what I heard, was that the "dad" of kids was drinking again. YIKES!!!

Yikes audio :

 

[Wa4892]

Am I the only one jonesing for a who-uh update?? Tis the season, there's gotta be some drunk relative or ex showing up that ends with a partially cooked turkey flying through a window ....... Right?

 

[WhereWeAt]

UPDATE:
​

one of her friends, or family members came over with her kids and spent the night last night. The reason was, from what I heard, was that the "dad" of kids was drinking again. YIKES!!!

Yikes audio :

Offer to babysit the kids while she takes some alone time. Turn on Octonauts on Netflix to keep kids at bay. When she comes to pick them up, slip her the D

 

[Carl Winslow]

I said “hi” to her this morning. No further updates at this time.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I said “hi” to her this morning. No further updates at this time.

Before ir after the rape?

 

[Carl Winslow]

I don’t wear black face in the mornings.

 

[Harry Powell]

Offer to babysit the kids while she takes some alone time. Turn on Octonauts on Netflix to keep kids at bay. When she comes to pick them up, slip her the D

The episode where the Captain gets trapped by the clam and has to rescue himself without ever letting the crew know he’s in trouble is genuinely good.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I don’t wear black face in the mornings.

I want to buy you a beer and call you my friend.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I appreciate that; however, I will not “rib” posts that encourage drinking alcohol.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I said “hi” to her this morning. No further updates at this time.

I notice you didn't say how she responded, or describe the face she made

I'm assuming it went very poorly until updated otherwise

 

[Carl Winslow]

She has a bf with neck tattoos. Grrrr . I need out of here

 

[Say “Cookie”]

She has a bf with neck tattoos. Grrrr . I need out of here

You should kneecap him and then fuck his bitch.

 

[guest]

Nigger Jim is a dry drunk that needs to mind his own business and stop stalking pregnant women...

 

[Carl Winslow]

I don’t think she’s pego like I 1st thought?

 

[Wa4892]

Am I the only disappointed by this thread? It's started out with such potential.

I was sure NJim would at some point end up trying to bang his neighbor, white knighting the boyfriend, the boyfriend showing up at thanksgiving, turkey flying through a window, then culminating on Christmas Day with NJim sharing a cell with Qadan's dad.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I think she has heard me screaming “nigger” a few times.