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Worked for naughty dogThey're about to kill their cash cow.
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Worked for naughty dogThey're about to kill their cash cow.
Say it ain't so mang, I can't believe you are among the billions of GTA fans waiting for the new releaseI was waiting a long time for this shit, too. Fuck.
Wrong in every detail, child.Worked for naughty dog
Shit. Franklin from GTA V was a murderous, lying, selfish, greedy, narcissistic sociopath and he's Mahatma Ghandi compared to the average black californian.I bailed out on the franchise during San Andreas. A black man who is a gangbanger, murder, steals, fights over turf, and is always in trouble with the police? Rockstar made that game too unrealistic.
Was ALL IN with the first RDR, and had the same experience with RDR2. Lost interest in the first 25 or so minutes, moved too slow, and way too cinematic.Since GTA IV they think they are fucking spielberg, tediously long cut scenes with tarantino-lite dialogue. RDR 2 took this to unplayable heights, 25 minutes into the game my controller has put itself to sleep and I only wish I had the same ability. The word pretentious springs to mind.
I got as far as setting up at camp. You get tasked with riding the wagon with two women. The slowest fucking ride ever. Then some dude's horses were loose, and as I went to help I accidently drew my pistol and he ran away. Reloaded the game to try again and saw I had to ride in that slow wagon again, said fuck it and played Little Nightmares 2.Was ALL IN with the first RDR, and had the same experience with RDR2. Lost interest in the first 25 or so minutes, moved too slow, and way too cinematic.
Le EdgeI don't care about Rockstar Games since 2014
I loved Max Payne 3, even though it’s a huge rip off of Man on Fire. I thought it was a good send off to the character.Luckily I don't care about Rockstar Games since 2014. They are terrible. Last good thing they did was shit canning Dovid.
I did the same thing. Someone here recommended holding on through the tedious opening. I think it took at least an hour of the shitty cut-scene hand-holding tutorial to be done with. Probably a couple of hours or more. After that it was ok.Was ALL IN with the first RDR, and had the same experience with RDR2. Lost interest in the first 25 or so minutes, moved too slow, and way too cinematic.
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