Goth Pat new character

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Hafhaus - "Bela Lugosi's Fat"

 

[RobertMewler]

Pat cant even remember Annabelles favorite color.

He never knew what it was in the first place.

 

[SFWA liaison]

his Tough Guy pic was kinda gothy, we probably don't see much of this because all his clothes from 5 years ago don't fit anymore (he's fat in case you haven't noticed)

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/938465261316988930

 

[Safka's Enticer]

AFI (A Fat Idiot)

 

[Chive Turkey]

Are 'mind erasers' an actual thing or do we have another faggy Patism to add to the Forkabulary?

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Celtic Frosting

 

[guest]

The lecture Rick never received, but should have. He doesn't have a Phil Leotardo in his life.

Rick you look like a Puerto Rican Whooah. Make me sick. You ever think what this is doing to Niki? What she's been through? How you're upsetting her?

I'm gonna say this because you're old enough to understand. Your family's had enough shame. You should set things right. Jesus Christ. Be a man. Be the kind of man she needs. Strong. Masculine.

 

[DominusOdium]

It'd be a better identity than "Twitter Asshole" or "Failed Author" or "Judgment Debtor"

 

[Safka's Enticer]

 

[Stent]

Listen to The Cure and then wipe your tears away with buckshot, goth child.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Im picturing Pat trying to fit in at a goth club in 2002. “Whats up fellow goths! This place is really cool!” They just stare at him menacingly.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Celtic Frosting

Mayham

 

[guest]

What are summa those other Pat goth bands we got?

The Hammed.
Soy Division.
Tripe O Negative.
Lacuna Broil.
Grilling Joke.

Chauhaus

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Yes, really, space chilli's is going to be in it. this fat fuck looks just like Rick, it should be included in his imbd that he was in Butterfly Effect

 

[RobertMewler]

Susan and the Banshees
Halfhaus
New Order (of food)
Deathfat Can't Dance
Depeche Chode

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

These band names...

 

[Mikekeke]

My Dying Ride
Can'tspell
Gimme Borger
Devourment - Baby Abandoner
Check Mark Negative
Can't Take A Joke (Killing Joke, this is really a stretch)
Echo & The Tubbyman
Gary Foodman - Down In The Bar

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Halfhaus

There goes my good rib. I needed that thing, too.

 

[guest]

Quasi and the Court Fees