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Gook blood doesn't even look human
It does kinda look different to our (real people) blood. Human insects.
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Gook blood doesn't even look human
I remember that one. I had someone pull a knife on me once. Luckily they fumbled it trying to whip it out fast and ended up tossing it away from himself and I was able to step on it and take it out of the equation. Cops rolled up shortly after and he got hauled off. He was on probation in texas so he was going back to prison after that.I remember there was a thread on litcrit not long ago laughing at Rick's "knife fighting" claims and someone posted a video of a guy getting knifed in the neck in what looked like a shopping mall. It just looked like a quick jab to the throat and then suddenly there's fountains of blood pumping out of the guy's neck and onto the floor. Such a retarded way to die.
EDIT - here it is, enjoy -
Brisbane Man Fatally Stabbed in the Neck
A 20-year-old Queensland man has been charged with murder after a body was found at a Brisbane train station this morning. Police allege a fight broke out between two groups of men at the Fortitude...goresee.com
I remember that one. I had someone pull a knife on me once. Luckily they fumbled it trying to whip it out fast and ended up tossing it away from himself and I was able to step on it and take it out of the equation. Cops rolled up shortly after and he got hauled off. He was on probation in texas so he was going back to prison after that.
Grab the nearest woman and hold her as a human shield.You're kinda fucked if you don't have a gun or can't find something else to use as a weapon to disable them.
I think these are chinks, not gooks.
I think these are chinks, not gooks.
Ho Chi Mihn. Shoot a load on your chinI felt gypped when they weren't.
Chiang Kai-shek chop your neckHo Chi Mihn. Shoot a load on your chin
what are you? some IDF soldier?Grab the nearest woman and hold her as a human shield.
Zhou Enlai bleed 'em dryChiang Kai-shek chop your neck
"I don't get paid enough for this shit."I like that the one security guard there is completely ignoring the situation.
what are you? some IDF soldier?
What the hell kind of gooks are these. I thought they were Indians at first. Those are some swarthy dinks.
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