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Gook smacks guys throat with a meat cleaver

Slackjawed Cow

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Humanatee said:
I remember there was a thread on litcrit not long ago laughing at Rick's "knife fighting" claims and someone posted a video of a guy getting knifed in the neck in what looked like a shopping mall. It just looked like a quick jab to the throat and then suddenly there's fountains of blood pumping out of the guy's neck and onto the floor. Such a retarded way to die.

EDIT - here it is, enjoy -

Brisbane Man Fatally Stabbed in the Neck

A 20-year-old Queensland man has been charged with murder after a body was found at a Brisbane train station this morning. Police allege a fight broke out between two groups of men at the Fortitude...
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I remember that one. I had someone pull a knife on me once. Luckily they fumbled it trying to whip it out fast and ended up tossing it away from himself and I was able to step on it and take it out of the equation. Cops rolled up shortly after and he got hauled off. He was on probation in texas so he was going back to prison after that.
 
Chubby's Cheesesteaks

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Goodbye staIker.
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Slackjawed Cow said:
I remember that one. I had someone pull a knife on me once. Luckily they fumbled it trying to whip it out fast and ended up tossing it away from himself and I was able to step on it and take it out of the equation. Cops rolled up shortly after and he got hauled off. He was on probation in texas so he was going back to prison after that.
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I'm glad to hear that, cow. I don't really know what I'd do if someone pulled a knife on me. The common advice is to run but that only works if you're faster/have better stamina than the guy who pulls it and also you're not in an enclosed space. You're kinda fucked if you don't have a gun or can't find something else to use as a weapon to disable them.
 
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What the hell kind of gooks are these. I thought they were Indians at first. Those are some swarthy dinks.
 
Stent

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what are you? some IDF soldier?
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:rnugida:Just did a sold out show in Boca stand up for Israel. Crowd was great 300 people that didn’t get upset over anything that was said. No brainwashed kids, no ultra left ill informed, no self hating house Jews, no Ivy League Professors with their anti Semitic agendas, no BLM hatred, although we supported them from the beginning. And nobody was there that would be upset with this post. And if you are tough I really don’t care.
 
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Not saying it's fake, but what the hell with the camera man panning away before the guy swings the blade? Despite their media being all wrestlers, clowns, midgets, and chicks with big tits, Mexicans are much better cinematographers when it comes to the gruesome shit.
 
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