Google is Kinda Scary

[Dog Eater]

I like Yahooligans

Fuck yeah nigga time to read some garfield cartoons and play pool.

 

[PogromStallone]

That they felt the need to make their motto "Don't be evil" really should have tipped people off.

Actually, they've removed that now.

Google Removes 'Don't Be Evil' Clause From Its Code of Conduct

Google’s unofficial motto has long been the simple phrase “don’t be evil.” But that’s over, according to the code of conduct that Google distributes to its employees. The phrase was removed sometime in late April or early May, archives hosted by the Wayback Machine show.

gizmodo.com

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

The more powerful they get, the dumber their software gets. They are officially the WalMart of web development. The search engine is utterly retarded and produces irrelevant results. Even the YouTube search is cluttered with shit that has nothing to do with what you typed in the box. I didn't search for "People also watched", "Previously watched". "more videos for you" or "People also search for". Imagine being so worthless that your search results are filled with alternate feeds and not actual search results.

 

[PogromStallone]

The more powerful they get, the dumber their software gets. They are officially the WalMart of web development. The search engine is utterly retarded and produces irrelevant results. Even the YouTube search is cluttered with shit that has nothing to do with what you typed in the box. I didn't search for "People also watched", "Previously watched". "more videos for you" or "People also search for". Imagine being so worthless that your search results are filled with alternate feeds and not actual search results.

I tried searching for something a while back and got literally zero results. Turns out they had activated something called "Safe Search" and no matter how many times I turned it off, it immediately activated again. Went to Bing and made the search in one second.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember when we first got the internet my family used Yahoo. I remember I thought that no matter what you searched you had to type in "www. and .com" every time. I also used AskJeeves when I had a question. I thought you could only search in the form of a question on AskJeeves.

 

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[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

WWAWD still having a yahoo email account?

I do