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I'll happily fight you. I know I look like a sweet little skinny guy. I'm 6 feet tall and even though I joke about it, I do really know martial arts.
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Good one, CHH removing the underscore from ‘CQ_Beans.’ I outta throw you off a balcony infidel style
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Heads up I'm a pretty dirty fighter. I'm the kind of guy who puts a lighter in their fist to do more damage which even my brother has been the victim of.
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I’ve never even heard of this. Good idea, though.
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Yeah, we’ll go kick
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Oh yeah. A roll of coins to weigh down a fist. Lighter in the other hand to cause cuts.
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Growing up I was never interested in a fair fight. It was about trying to kill the other guy.
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I never admitted to a Jersey meetup. I bounced his pizza meetup NYC for personal reasons which never would have happened anyway.
Also, why is this fucking weirdo constantly asking to date me? Dummy, I lived adjacent to his people for around two years. They’re worse than than militant Muslims. Strange inverted people.
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If you don't want to date don't get on tinder. That's how OnA forums works. It's SOCIAL media.
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You truly are the epitome of the idea of not wanting to get oneself doxxed. If indeed that does happen please don’t kill me despite having nothing to live for.
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Everyone on here would be nice to you if they met you IRL. Everyone here is a decent millenial weirdo who likes a gay radio show. Stop being scared of these guys.
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I take it you’ve never met people from Monsey, NY. They’re literally human filth. I don’t pretend to know anything about the part of Canada you’re familiar with.
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Oh trust me. We have scary ass filth. You just have to believe people are good or life becomes meaningless. I haven't met a single bad person from the internet no matter how different from me.
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Well okay, 2.
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Canadians have all sorts of tricks. Make sure he doesn't jersey ya or you're fucked
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To our American friends that's when you pull someone's shirt over their head and beat them on the head. Classic Canadian move.
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It exists not just in hockey but at highschool bush parties and in police brutality
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Yeah, well I’ve met a lot of Jews from Rockland and nearly without exception they were universally bad people as opposed to NY (Queens/Brooklyn) Jewish people who were good working class people.
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I saw a homeless chick last month that was so hot it took my breath away. She just made fun of me for dropping my phone but it was friendly. I should have gotten her name. I can save her.
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That’s sweet. It’s nice to have nice things in the world.
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The world is nice. It just serves no purpose.