Good night, you guys.

[guest]

found on r/goodnightmoon

 

[guest]

Destroyed my ribs

 

[Stent]

Treefort Rick will suck you off.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[SFWA liaison]

wait for the knock

 

[guest]

wait for the knock

If he brings that one back I may just die. He's back to that idea, but that phrase was the best "Action Fatson" one ever. Quietly, was next best.

 

[Conehead Nigger]

If he brings that one back I may just die.

Die anyway.

 

[guest]

Die anyway.

I might just from a traffic stop if I was the color of shit like you.

 

[Hudson]

Now THIS is a fresh bit and one that makes me loff hard.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I would laugh my balls of if would receive such texts, they would make my life a lot more entertaining.

 

[RacistPigeon]

“Your time runs short” seems like a death threat to me.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Don Rickles

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

“Your time runs short” seems like a death threat to me.

Hush child. Words mean what Fatrick says they mean.

 

[Guest]

How could he not laugh at that?

 

[HotDogJoe]

How could he not laugh at that?

By a being a humorless, fat, daughter-abandoning cunt.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

How could he not laugh at that?

Because nobody on earth, not even the likes of Xi Jinping( who got so butthurt over Winnie the Pooh he banned it), that fat fuck Kim Jong Un, fucking Stalin, Papa Doc, Idi Amin,Fernando Marcos, Jean Bokassa... Even that zipperhead Pol Pot... None of them took themselves as seriously as Fatrick does...

All brutal tyrants sure, mental cases and psychos...
But they pale in comparison to Fatrick and his titanium clad belief in his image.
Fatrick is a shredded, alpha male, knicker wetting, genius, political analyst, breathtakingly talented author, Delta Force level shooter, Olympic level athlete beast who could take down Tyson in his prime for breakfast before making Khabib or Tyson Fury run away with just a steely glance. Then he blows millions away with a tweet that does more for trans people than years of lobbying.
He brushes all the Instathots away, ignores another desperate plea from Adrienne and fucks his hot wife with more skill than anyone knows.
He will never stop riding his life into the ground as long as he believes in that.
He's the most insecure fucking cowardly prick around but even when the bailiffs are towing that mustang away he will do mental gymnastics to somehow make it a win.

 

[Conehead Nigger]

I might just from a traffic stop if I was the color of shit like you.

 

[Guest]

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Why does Boomia actually think you’re black?

 

[Conehead Nigger]

Why does Boomia actually think you’re black?

I am Black, child. And so is he. And he HATES that.