The Chinese acupuncturist look will always get this niggas ribs.
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Girl who dan mullen made cry on nps asking for donations for life changing meat
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I’ll give this bitch some life changing meat! Ohhh!
Oh yeah, what was that about again?
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First sentence reads like she was on Dan's podcast again.Update.
If I was broke and my life was in danger I feel like I'd be OK with a cup o noodles idk
I guess being able to shit without laxatives isn't essential.Update.
Moira Greyland vs. Carrie Kishline Hildeman, battle of the beast shits.Update.
The way she performatively wailed when she saw the guy was actually hilarious for how put-on it was.
There's definitely a branch of them that all seem to be whimsical faggots. Like they want to be characters you'd see in The Princess Bride or something.
This bitch is homeless yet still manages to play a giant harp several hours a day. Like, does she just live in a flowery meadow "playing" an untuned, warped harp that has been exposed to the elements just being crazy and annoying?
Kimball Kinison's wife would like a word. There's bones in it.
This shit pisses me the fuck off. Can't they just go on a fad diet and that's what they choose to do and leave everyone alone? No, now the significant portion of the earth that has had rice as a staple food for thousands of years is wrong. There's no such thing as an old chinaman. Seriously wtf
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Having a banana and a bowl of cheerios will fuck you up far worse than getting raped by your parentsFruit won’t nourish you.
This shit pisses me the fuck off. Can't they just go on a fad diet and that's what they choose to do and leave everyone alone? No, now the significant portion of the earth that has had rice as a staple food for thousands of years is wrong. There's no such thing as an old chinaman. Seriously wtf
She's special, can't you tell, Kamala?
The red meat keeps the voices away from her.
She's still messed up but improving. Maybe could endure another nps appearance
I couldn't endure one.
I would just ask Dan about all the rapes he's committed, as it's all I ever hear about him.
No justice, no rape!
I dunno, this doctor seems pretty smart, the way he capitalizes completely random words.Update.