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I was being sarcastic brother man
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I was being sarcastic brother man
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I was talking to God earlier and he said LoL.
I don't know what else to say.
I don't know what else to say.
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"And the foundations of the wall of the city were adorned with every kind of precious stone. The first foundation was of jasper, the second was of sapphire, the third was of chalcedony, the fourth was of emerald, the fifth was of sardonyx, the sixth was of sardius, the seventh was of chrysolite, the eighth was of beryl, the ninth was of topaz, the tenth was of chrysoprasus, the eleventh was of jacinth, the twelfth was of amethyst."
Revelation 21:19-20 CPDV
Thousands of years after this was written, it was discovered these 12 stones are anisotropic, they produce stunningly beautiful colors when pure light is shone through them. While diamonds, rubys, garnets lose everything and are black and colorless. Nobody could have known this.
This is God’s signature and shows us how beautiful the new Jerusalem will be.
Again, it’s all right there clear as day if you are open enough to see it.
Revelation 21:19-20 CPDV
Thousands of years after this was written, it was discovered these 12 stones are anisotropic, they produce stunningly beautiful colors when pure light is shone through them. While diamonds, rubys, garnets lose everything and are black and colorless. Nobody could have known this.
This is God’s signature and shows us how beautiful the new Jerusalem will be.
Again, it’s all right there clear as day if you are open enough to see it.
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per the title of this thread, I thought there would be a discussion about how "KENNEDY" is no longer on Fox Business at 7:00PM
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One of my buddies in school let it slip that he was like a quarter Jewish once and he was forever known as "Jew" or "Jewboy" afterwards. We made him cry the day he told us and we all got in shit. He was in the reserves or something for a bit and he was "GI Jew" while he was doing that.
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.......god I miss Kennedy
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Can't go to a church, they support black and latino Christians. REJECTED!
The meme 4chan Christianity I support says Jesus loves only straight white Christian males. Everyone else is unholy.
Give Patrick all the ammo. "Attend Church", thats Jenna bullying.
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I know bother man. I thought you had set me up for an alley oop.
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I’m sorry. My radar is off because of @jenna’s anti Christian bigotry. He won’t leave me alone, he’s obsessed.
I suspect he’s Jewish.
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I mean, they can read the Bible and practice Christianity all they want. It’s good to keep niggers, spics, etc in line and they make great useful idiots for my cause.
They’re still going to Hell though.
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Anything outside the 3 OG gospels (John never knew Jesus and made his shit up after the crucifixion) is pagan Roman shit they made up at Nicaea
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I'm not all in with da Judeo-Christian stuff to be honest witcha. 
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FUUUUUUCK HIM
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Maybe just a taaaaaaaaste? Lil bit lil bit.I'm not all in with da Judeo-Christian stuff to be honest witcha.
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I guess having tacky out-of-place shit being imposed on everyone is tha fawkin bit *sniff
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