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Funny stories about bullying or being bullied
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I swear I dropped this before, maybe there's an asshole-filter & I got deleted...
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In high school my best friend and I would mercilessly torment this one kid Carlos. Never anything physical, but we'd yell sexually aggressive things at him from across campus.
"HEY CARLY, YOU LOOKIN MIGHTY CUTE IN THEM JEANS BOY"
"HEEEYYYY CAARRRLLLL!!! WHEN YOU GONNA WEAR THAT PURDY SUNDRESS I DONE BOUGHT FER YA?"
To this day I have no idea where this came from, why this kid, he wasn't a dick or anything, just a benign nerdy guy. It was a PFG bit, we did it for at least a full school year.
I also personally removed local news from campus, twice. First time I managed to get in front of the mic and talk about the computer lab for a minute, but when I suggested the funding came from selling drugs the reporter sighed, turned off his mic and left.
Second time I started having a fake seizure and screaming about insects in my brain as the van pulled up. They didn't even get out. I haven't thought about that in years, and it still fills me with pride.
"HEY CARLY, YOU LOOKIN MIGHTY CUTE IN THEM JEANS BOY"
"HEEEYYYY CAARRRLLLL!!! WHEN YOU GONNA WEAR THAT PURDY SUNDRESS I DONE BOUGHT FER YA?"
To this day I have no idea where this came from, why this kid, he wasn't a dick or anything, just a benign nerdy guy. It was a PFG bit, we did it for at least a full school year.
I also personally removed local news from campus, twice. First time I managed to get in front of the mic and talk about the computer lab for a minute, but when I suggested the funding came from selling drugs the reporter sighed, turned off his mic and left.
Second time I started having a fake seizure and screaming about insects in my brain as the van pulled up. They didn't even get out. I haven't thought about that in years, and it still fills me with pride.
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that fuckin rules. I was gonna say 'I wish I had local news reporting near me', but then I remembered... there is footage out there of me behind local news walking around with a traffic cone on my head, as they interviewed a senior cop about a brothel they'd commandeered
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My buddy and I stole this kids backpack during final exams and hid it in a random locker (all the locks were taken off). Got hauled into the VP's office so she could try to scare us into telling her where it was and while she was out of the room we stole a bunch of the combo locks. We wouldn't tell her anything so she let us go and we went all around the school putting locks on random lockers, then we told the kid that his bag was locked in a locker.
It wasn't but I guess they cut all the locks off looking for it. I'm sure they found it eventually but I didn't care to follow up.
It wasn't but I guess they cut all the locks off looking for it. I'm sure they found it eventually but I didn't care to follow up.