Funny instances of racism in person

[guest]

We have something caled Sinterklaas and Zwarte Piet over here, it’s something like Christmas but way better. With actual black face and shit.

It’s always funny seeing little kids calling actual black people Zwarte Piet around that time of year.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Holy fuck I just remembered something. There was this tiny black kid in my grade 6 class and I thought he was my little buddy, but looking back, the kid had to have hated me. I used to rub his head because his hair felt cool. Like I wouldn't even ask, I'd just do it. Apparently black people fucking hate that and I did it all the fucking time. I would also randomly throw the kid over my shoulder, move him somewhere else and put him down because he was really small. I was always manhandling this poor fucker. I used to make him hang out with me and my friends at recess and I think he just went along with everything I did because I was a big crazy asshole. I don't remember the kid speaking once. He must have, but I couldn't tell you what the fuck his voice sounded like. He was always just standing there with a blank expression. I completely forgot he existed until now. I also used to be like "you should get cornrows like Xzibit" or "you should grow a huge afro." Fuck sakes. I literally cringed remembering all this shit. I never had bad intentions but he probably wanted to kill me.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

we had these black neighbors when i was a kid and my dad didnt really speak too much english but we were hanging out and my dad comes by and starts asking me and my brother why were hanging out w niggers but in russian

all they heard was

“blaah blaah blaah niggers blah blaah blah”

I used to work with these 2 Chinese guys who were always babbling in Chinese around me. Apparently their version of "um" or "uh" sounds like "nega" so you would hear like "ching chong nigger chow chang nigger nigger"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We have something caled Sinterklaas and Zwarte Piet over here, it’s something like Christmas but way better. With actual black face and shit.

It’s always funny seeing little kids calling actual black people Zwarte Piet around that time of year.

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What's the story with Zwarte Piet? He's a Dutch negro that steals the Christmas chicken or something?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I thought of another one. My grandma used to say "eeny meeny miny mo, catch a negro by the toe."

She died at like 104 or something and for the funeral some relative made a booklet of news and culture from her birth year. I remember 2 of the top 10 songs of that year were called "If It Wasn't for the Irish and the Jews" and "Bigfooted Nigger."

 

[EraGodless]

I used to work with these 2 Chinese guys who were always babbling in Chinese around me. Apparently their version of "um" or "uh" sounds like "nega" so you would hear like "ching chong nigger chow chang nigger nigger"

That Chinese "nega" shit got a UCLA professor suspended from his job- he was actually punished for giving it as an example of er and um being distracting words in speech and how it translates in other cultures/languages. He used the Mandarin example and some brittle ass bitches in his grad class were offended.

Professor suspended for saying Chinese word that sounds like an English slur

Professor suspended for saying a Chinese word that sounds like a racial slur in English.

www.insidehighered.com

 

[guest]

What's the story with Zwarte Piet? He's a Dutch negro that steals the Christmas chicken or something?

The story is Sinterklaas is some old geezer that comes from Spain every year with a big ass steam boat. He brings a lot of presents for the children that have been good.

Zwarte Piet is kind of his slave, like christmas elves but it’s actual white people in black face. If you’ve been naughty as a kid, Zwarte Piet will put you in a bag and take you back to Spain with him as punishment.

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[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I went to high school in a town with like three black people in it. There was a couple years where it seemed like every time I said the word "nigger" out loud, I'd turn around and this one old black dude would be there shaking his head at me. I always felt really bad about it and at least 40% of the time I was actually referring to that guy as a nigger to one of my friends when he heard me.

Another fun one is one time I was watching the carp spawning in a river and I ran into a nice elderly couple, chatted a bit and then they started talking about the fish and the lady said "Can you believe the chinks eat those things?"

Sort of like curb your enthusiasm when every time Larry had a conflict with a black person Wanda was there

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

take you back to Spain with him as punishment.

I like Spain, but that's funny

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The story is Sinterklaas is some old geezer that comes from Spain every year with a big ass steam boat. He brings a lot of presents for the children that have been good.

Zwarte Piet is kind of his slave, like christmas elves but it’s actual white people in black face. If you’ve been naughty as a kid, Zwarte Piet will put you in a bag and take you back to Spain with him as punishment.

Sinterklaas - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

So Zwarte Piet is the Virgil to Sinterklaas' Million Dollar Man.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I like Spain, but that's funny

Spain's a bunch of weird fags. When I was in the Dominican Republic there was some Spanish soccer team at the resort I was at and they kept taking their dicks out infront of everyone. Kids and all. They'd take their shorts off and do handstands in the pool and shit.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Spain's a bunch of weird fags. When I was in the Dominican Republic there was some Spanish soccer team at the resort I was at and they kept taking their dicks out infront of everyone. Kids and all. They'd take their shorts off and do handstands in the pool and shit.

you're probably not wrong; whenever I've been to Spain is either with (step)family or around ex-pats

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

When i was a little kid, I wore a baseball cap that was an all-over print of the Confederate flag

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When i was a little kid, I wore a baseball cap that was an all-over print of the Confederate flag

I used to have a Dean Dimebag Dixie Rebel. It's an obnoxious guitar with a Confederate flag on it. It was actually really nice and I miss it.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I thought of another one. My grandma used to say "eeny meeny miny mo, catch a negro by the toe."

She died at like 104 or something and for the funeral some relative made a booklet of news and culture from her birth year. I remember 2 of the top 10 songs of that year were called "If It Wasn't for the Irish and the Jews" and "Bigfooted Nigger."

It slaps

 

[guest]

Having your out of touch boss refer to things as a Chinese fire drill is always a classic

 

[CuntFucker]

Go and say this to a friend, if you have one (doubtful), or a family member. Nobody will laugh. Nobody on this board is funny. Complete retards.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Having your out of touch boss refer to things as a Chinese fire drill is always a classic

I don’t even see why that’s bad. Same with Chinese reset. Just sounds innocuous.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Nobody on this board is funny.

False.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

"Cause you're being a fucking nigger!"

That’s what he WAS!