Funny instances of racism in person

[Cuphead]

Tonight I was grabbing Chic-Fil-A and this dude had his kids in front of me just talking about random shit. All the sudden one of the kids goes "Man, I hate black people" out of the blue. I was trying so hard not to laugh while the kids dad chewed him out.

 

[aRTie02150]

Tonight I was grabbing Chic-Fil-A and this dude had his kids in front of me just talking about random shit. All the sudden one of the kids goes "Man, I hate black people" out of the blue. I was trying so hard not to laugh while the kids dad chewed him out.

I heard a kid ask his mother why some fat Asian guy on the train was sleeping when the guy wasn't sleeping at all.

 

[Stent]

A few months back someone at work started calling an indian by the name of the other indian. He told me to stop laughing because he knew why I thought it was funny.

 

[guest]

One time my friend's little sister saw a black dude when we were in public, turned and looked at her mother and said "Mommy why's he so dirty?" My friend and I immediately started HOWLING. He was cool about it and laughed, probably since she was like 3 years old at the time. Their mother was mortified.

I also used to call all the Mexicans I worked with in the oilfield Guatemalans, purely because another Mexican told me that really pisses them off.

 

[guest]

I saw Fahrenheit 9/11 in theaters with a friend of mine. Simpler times, when I'd think "a documentary is like a movie except it's true." We were in the way back and in the row in front of us was a colored gentleman and off to the side in front of him was a fat white guy. The negro was using his sail phone and mumbling the entire movie. About halfway through, the white guy turns around and goes "Will you shut up?" The black mumbles something, probably "What's your problem?" The white guy gets up and shouts "Cause you're being a fucking nigger!" and storms off to the front of the theater to finish watching. The black guy sat there in disbelief and just kept mumbling to himself. Pretty funny to see at a Michael Moore movie.

 

[guest]

I saw Fahrenheit 9/11 in theaters with a friend of mine. Simpler times, when I'd think "a documentary is like a movie except it's true." We were in the way back and in the row in front of us was a colored gentleman and off to the side in front of him was a fat white guy. The negro was using his sail phone and mumbling the entire movie. About halfway through, the white guy turns around and goes "Will you shut up?" The black mumbles something, probably "What's your problem?" The white guy gets up and shouts "Cause you're being a fucking nigger!" and storms off to the front of the theater to finish watching. The black guy sat there in disbelief and just kept mumbling to himself. Pretty funny to see at a Michael Moore movie.

Liberals are the real racists!

 

[Dog Eater]

I once saw a 6 year old girl announce out of the blue to her parents “I think light skinned people should only marry light skinned people and dark skinned people should only marry dark skinned people.” Both parents were trying not to crack up laughing and the girl got upset at their reaction.

 

[EraGodless]

There was a big tranny (think the It's Ma'am meme guy but taller) who worked at the Walmart I shop at- one time a black kid around 10 years old was with his family shopping down one of the aisles and he saw the tranny and he said loud as fuck, "THAT'S A MAN!" I almost died from laughter. His parent's were actually embarrassed and the Troon played it off, but he had to have heard it.

 

[EraGodless]

One time my friend's little sister saw a black dude when we were in public, turned and looked at her mother and said "Mommy why's he so dirty?" My friend and I immediately started HOWLING. He was cool about it and laughed, probably since she was like 3 years old at the time. Their mother was mortified.

I also used to call all the Mexicans I worked with in the oilfield Guatemalans, purely because another Mexican told me that really pisses them off.

Try calling a Puerto Rican a wet back or a Mexican. They love it.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

I was at a small gun store looking around to kill time and there was a guy talking to the owner who was an old South African white guy at the counter about whatever the fuck. Then the Jewiest fawkin Jew you can imagine with his dopey Jew son walked in, both wearing yarmulkes, and also started talking to the owner about whatever the fuck. I couldn't really hear much of the conversation from where I was, but I guess somehow it came up that the first guy who was talking to the owner was Iranian. The Jew immediately started getting exasperated and very loudly said "You can't sell him a gun! He's from Iran! what if he uses it to commit a terrorist act!" I don't know what happned after that because I immediately walked out so wouldn't burst out laughing.

 

[LiberalPussy]

When I was in kindergarten or some shit, I was in some daycare at the gym Mom worked out at. There was a black girl there, mine and no doubt others first exposure to that subspecies. At lunch, myself and others started calling her poo face and how she stunk like poo and such. Literally the child equivalent of “your skin is the color of shit”.

 

[guest]

I worked for a temp agency for a while as a student. The jobs were usually mind-numbing, but you were rarely in the same place for more than a week or two, so there was that. A bit of variety.

Did a stint in the back office of a shitty college in Central London. As you can imagine, both the student body and faculty/staff was "diverse." There was this white South African guy, probably 10 years older than me, who was very friendly and chatty with everyone. The black women loved him because he was an OK looking white guy who flirted with them and paid them compliments, rather than ignore or patronise them. He was just one of those people who loved small talk and seemed to get on with everyone.

One day we ended up going to get a sandwich together at lunch and got talking about what brought him to England and South Africa itself, first off just which part he was from etc and then the culture and history. Apartheid came up. I've forgotten the guy's name, but will call him Rob. According to Rob it was "terrible" and "unfair to blix." It had caused resetment and hatred that still lived on. Then he paused for a minute, seemingly in thought. "Of course," he went on, "everything worked better" back then. There was "less corruption" and the country was "more productive."

"The thing about blix is they don't actually have souls," Rob continued. "That means they can't see the big picture. Can't plan ahead. They are happy as long as they have something tasty to eat, comfortable shoes and a woman with a big ass to screw. They had those things under Apartheid, so you could argue they were happy then."

To this day it was probably the biggest 180 in a conversation and my perception of a person I've experienced in such a short time frame. Couldn't reconcile the guy sitting opposite me with the guy I'd seen chatting up Nigerian women a couple of hours before.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

When I was 16, a friend of mine went through an edgy racist phase that lasted less than a day.

"I hate niggers," he announced, out of the blue.
"Aww. Really?" said another friend, with concern.
"No."

Sticks in my mind for some reason.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I worked for a temp agency for a while as a student. The jobs were usually mind-numbing, but you were rarely in the same place for more than a week or two, so there was that. A bit of variety.

Did a stint in the back office of a shitty college in Central London. As you can imagine, both the student body and faculty/staff was "diverse." There was this white South African guy, probably 10 years older than me, who was very friendly and chatty with everyone. The black women loved him because he was an OK looking white guy who flirted with them and paid them compliments, rather than ignore or patronise them. He was just one of those people who loved small talk and seemed to get on with everyone.

One day we ended up going to get a sandwich together at lunch and got talking about what brought him to England and South Africa itself, first off just which part he was from etc and then the culture and history. Apartheid came up. I've forgotten the guy's name, but will call him Rob. According to Rob it was "terrible" and "unfair to blix." It had caused resetment and hatred that still lived on. Then he paused for a minute, seemingly in thought. "Of course," he went on, "everything worked better" back then. There was "less corruption" and the country was "more productive."

"The thing about blix is they don't actually have souls," Rob continued. "That means they can't see the big picture. Can't plan ahead. They are happy as long as they have something tasty to eat, comfortable shoes and a woman with a big ass to screw. They had those things under Apartheid, so you could argue they were happy then."

To this day it was probably the biggest 180 in a conversation and my perception of a person I've experienced in such a short time frame. Couldn't reconcile the guy sitting opposite me with the guy I'd seen chatting up Nigerian women a couple of hours before.

I did work training with a white and black SA. The white guy called him a nigger the whole week.

Had dinner with some cousin with a kid maybe 8. He pops out during dinner with "I heard St. Louis used to be a nice city but now it has the highest crime. Do you know why?" His parents shut him up quick but I know he was going to say niggers. I even prompted him a bit by suggesting it's the same reason Memphis has it.

 

[guest]

I did work training with a white and black SA. The white guy called him a nigger the whole week.

Had dinner with some cousin with a kid maybe 8. He pops out during dinner with "I heard St. Louis used to be a nice city but now it has the highest crime. Do you know why?" His parents shut him up quick but I know he was going to say niggers. I even prompted him a bit by suggesting it's the same reason Memphis has it.

One of my grandmothers was born and raised in St. Louis. She met my grandfather in the early 50s and left. Trying to imagine what she would've made of what it's become. She talked about it like it was Pleasantville.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I went to high school in a town with like three black people in it. There was a couple years where it seemed like every time I said the word "nigger" out loud, I'd turn around and this one old black dude would be there shaking his head at me. I always felt really bad about it and at least 40% of the time I was actually referring to that guy as a nigger to one of my friends when he heard me.

Another fun one is one time I was watching the carp spawning in a river and I ran into a nice elderly couple, chatted a bit and then they started talking about the fish and the lady said "Can you believe the chinks eat those things?"

 

[FranksWirecutters]

One of my grandmothers was born and raised in St. Louis. She met my grandfather in the early 50s and left. Trying to imagine what she would've made of what it's become. She talked about it like it was Pleasantville.

My grandmother before she died started complaining about all of the "niggers and Indians" that moved into her city. It was great.

But the same goes with Memphis. People remember it's good days when it had a fancy mall with a rink where a hockey team practiced and the pyramid was something special and now it's all a hellhole.

Doesn't take long to destroy a city either. Portland Maine was a nice town until they became a sanctuary city for Somalians. In 15 years they turned it into a dump.

Cincinnati I had hopes for when I visited... because of WKRP. Nah its mostly abandoned buildings with all the white people living on the other side of the river.

I've visited probably 75% of the major cities, so I can say I've seen them, and have no reason to go again. I would probably keep going to downtown Dallas because white people haven't been pushed out yet. Parts of Houston are still OK but it's mostly blacks and Mexicans everywhere else.

Covid and work from home gutted the cities because white workers left and never went back and they were the anchor. It's amazing to see that so many downtowns look like they could be a shithole in Africa or wherever.

I saw the fema map that is supposed to show where I'll have to register during the great reset and I'm going to be stuck going to Atlanta. But at least my zone includes Florida so maybe it won't be so bad. Lot of places to hide in Georgia until they roll out the UN/WEF/ZOG drones to make us submit.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I grew up in a 100% white area and I was probably 4 or 5 before I ever saw a black person. I asked my parents who were those chocolate people. Can't be racist if you're four and still think that.

 

[HatRemovalService]

we had these black neighbors when i was a kid and my dad didnt really speak too much english but we were hanging out and my dad comes by and starts asking me and my brother why were hanging out w niggers but in russian

all they heard was

“blaah blaah blaah niggers blah blaah blah”

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

On a day that was like 100 degrees, my grandmother asked me to tell her if I see "the colored mailman" today. When he walked up to the porch, she gave him a bottle of water and said that he was "sweating like a monkey". She was just trying to be nice to the guy and didn't give what she said a second thought. Twelve year old me was fawkin howling.