Man, I'm starvin. Got any Barras back there?Three things Aussies get right: snags, shitposting, sick burnouts.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Quick FYI. It's polite to rib a post you replied to. Shows good intent. Just for future reference. No biggy.
Also, ethnic harmony
Quick FYI. It's polite to rib a post you replied to. Shows good intent. Just for future reference. No biggy.
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This is funny but I hate argumentive drunk people
Especially if I'm trying to fuck them
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Reminder to sober self make Patrick video with something funny I found in one of his interviews
Was it all a work???
This was at the height of the alliance where allying with @Jenna was a good bit... enemy of my enemy is my friend, ya know?
Is that Jenna, Pete Davidson or Norma Buster?!
Chh likes trannys? Oof
Explained the reason a couple posts up... this was at the height of the alliance faggotry and jenna was the only one giving them shit so I formed a temporary strategic alliance with they/them to annoy the dutch and australian. (thank god that war has since passed for sure never to be engaged in again)
Fawking sun poo ova here!
We've never DMed each other or formed any "temporary strategic alliances". The whole point was that forming an alliance to uprib each other and fight battles as a team was extremely gay so Jenna Ortega was going to take on all the old actress bitches with no help from anyone.
You think I'm very funny, and I am, so stop coming up with nonsense stories to rationalize it.
Tell me I'm still hilarious first as a show of good faith.
Notice all the posters putting Jenna in their top 3 and Jenna not making a list of her top 3.
(Honestly though I can't even name 3 posters I'd put ahead of the others. As long as you're not a strict anti-humor loyalist like NoBacon I've probably upribbed your jokes which is all the validation you get)
No, but I did notice a lot of my own name in their top 3