Funniest thing Pat has ever said that made you actually laugh?

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

No, my wife didn’t email you for sex and then insult your ankles.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Some others have this one beat but I enjoyed “that’s not how oopsie doodles works”

Someone made a meme with Walter White saying “I am the one who oopsie doodles.”

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

"No you don't have a family"

We're all orphans apparently

 

[T. Booth Willy]

The old racist material he would post on standup shots was pretty funny.

 

[SFWA liaison]

"I pleaded with her, begged for the life we’d built together, and for the life growing in her belly. But if she heard any of it, she didn’t care. She told me that she had never loved me, had never been attracted to me, didn’t respect me, and didn’t trust me."

gets me every time

"my pee is usually cleat because I properly hydrate, stlaker"

 

[NigelCumia]

The real challenge is laughing at something he said that was intentionally funny.

There must have been something in the real misogynistic shit he comes up with...

The only one I can think of is when he got set the painting of the guys all in a circle with their dicks in each others asses and Pat said it was the redditors family reunion. Legit lol'ed

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The only one I can think of is when he got set the painting of the guys all in a circle with their dicks in each others asses and Pat said it was the redditors family reunion. Legit lol'ed

Homophobic though, shouldn't say stuff like that

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

He said to Paul one time "I am not at a 'tranny convention,' stlaker."

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Posting Race War Now on that forum when discussing them boys flying in the mud also made me laugh, I still can’t believe he would say something so brazenly problematic.

 

[DominusOdium]

Pat admits he's a bad swimmer
(not mine, but makes me loff)

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I'm partial to "Chin single, stlaker." There's something whimsical about it. Like something out of Lewis Caroll.

Chin Single could be a Torque Wheeler type pseudonym if Patrick made losing weight his brand.

 

[Will Tate]

The old racist material he would post on standup shots was pretty funny.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"Had sex with my wife the day before yesterday, child."

The real challenge is laughing at something he said that was intentionally funny.

There must have been something in the real misogynistic shit he comes up with...

 

[Udders]

NO
STOP

 

[General Fatton]

There is one line what really flew under the mud radar during the recent media tour:

"We are not gonna pay for a subscription to be harassed"

When explaining why he didn't go through the amortization plan that would have allow him to pay Quasi over 3 years

 

[Will Tate]

NO
STOP

Canel.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

"Why are you pretending to be black?"

It was within a day or two of the, "You did not fart in my wife's vagina" comment on Reddit. I was going through a whole chain of th new hilarious Tyrone parody on the sub and he randomly chimed in with that comment out of nowhere

 

[MonsterSteve]

I have friends who eat cum.

 

[MonsterSteve]

There is one line what really flew under the mud radar during the recent media tour:

"We are not gonna pay for a subscription to be harassed"

When explaining why he didn't go through the amortization plan that would have allow him to pay Quasi over 3 years

Instead, we'd rather pay it all at once.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"Why are you pretending to be black?"

It was within a day or two of the, "You did not fart in my wife's vagina" comment on Reddit. I was going through a whole chain of th new hilarious Tyrone parody on the sub and he randomly chimed in with that comment out of nowhere

Reminds of when he said Bam wasnt black.