Funniest or most bizarre injury suffered at one of your jobs?

[chewtoyrapist]

Not an accident, but I almost got hit by a forklift because some nigger just gassed it in reverse for about 50 feet without looking behind him and I had to jump out of the way. These were the old ones that could hit like 15 mph too, and he just thought it was hilarious that it scared me so much. It's been over a decade and I still pray that dumb faggot got t-boned by a drunk driver or something at some point.

 

[guest]

Not an accident, but I almost got hit by a forklift because some nigger just gassed it in reverse for about 50 feet without looking behind him and I had to jump out of the way. These were the old ones that could hit like 15 mph too, and he just thought it was hilarious that it scared me so much. It's been over a decade and I still pray that dumb faggot got t-boned by a drunk driver or something at some point.

Holy shit, I know exactly that feeling. Some kid almost stabbed me in the eye with a knife about 20 years ago, and I still fucking seethe. I could be blind (or dead, even, if the knife went into my brain) right now if I didn't get out of the way in time. And the fucker just laughed.
I loathe him.