Fart spray? Cattle prod? Fake vomit? Nixon mask?
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Funniest gift you given or received?
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A Squatty Potty makes a good White elephant gift.
When I was like 18 someone got me a porno where it's just a chick tied up with Christmas lights and I still lived at home so my dad found it in the living room and I coyly had to explain it was a goof.
My father in law got me a Jasmine from Aladdin Xmas ornament one year.
Can’t say goof in Canada, worse than saying nigger.
Well I was 18. I hadn't been to jail yet so I could still use that word.
I wish you well for the holidays Turk. You’re my favorite poster tbh
Just to elaborate. The first time I called a black person a "nigger" I was 8 years old and had no idea it was offensive. I just heard a lot of hip hop and thought that's how you address them and never really met any before.
For my 18th birthday, one of my pals got me a signed framed photo of himself.
I pulled so many fawkin pranks with this. My sister and her boyfriend were on the couch and I was all "Hi kids we're home early" and I also booked a hotel using it when I got lost in NY
Herpes. Only got it once, but I've given it out at least dozens of times. Not always at Christmas, either.
I got a candle making kit one time as a prank and actually ended up making candles that I sold to some table at a Farmers Market.
I can probably make more and just sell candles for a living like I'm from the 1780s.
I can probably make more and just sell candles for a living like I'm from the 1780s.
My dad wanted that for Xmas this year lol. I had to ask my mom three times cause I didn’t believe it
It's a pretty relaxing process. Smells nice, is warm, and always smells nice. Plus candle light itself is relaxing.
5 lb bag of wax can get ya around 25 small 4oz candles.
Guy at the market gave me like $80 for the 25 I had.
I assume the kit was only around $40 so it paid for itself immediately which is cool.
Fawk I'm about to make candles and sell them myself at the market.
Regifting is a Christmas tradition.
boner alert!
That's pretty great
When I moved to the states I used it a lot because it was common growing up. It was a struggle to figure out what to call them instead. I switched to coloreds for a while. After living in Memphis it's just "one of those" or nigger now... so full circle.
Me too buddy.