Funniest gift you given or received?

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Fart spray? Cattle prod? Fake vomit? Nixon mask?

 

[CQ Beans]

Fart spray? Cattle prod? Fake vomit? Nixon mask?

When it used to work I’d just randomly use it on the Subway.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

A Squatty Potty makes a good White elephant gift.

 

[Turk February]

When I was like 18 someone got me a porno where it's just a chick tied up with Christmas lights and I still lived at home so my dad found it in the living room and I coyly had to explain it was a goof.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

My father in law got me a Jasmine from Aladdin Xmas ornament one year.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

When I was like 18 someone got me a porno where it's just a chick tied up with Christmas lights and I still lived at home so my dad found it in the living room and I coyly had to explain it was a goof.

Can’t say goof in Canada, worse than saying nigger.

 

[Turk February]

Can’t say goof in Canada, worse than saying nigger.

Well I was 18. I hadn't been to jail yet so I could still use that word.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Well I was 18. I hadn't been to jail yet so I could still use that word.

I wish you well for the holidays Turk. You’re my favorite poster tbh

 

[Turk February]

I wish you well for the holidays Turk. You’re my favorite poster tbh

Just to elaborate. The first time I called a black person a "nigger" I was 8 years old and had no idea it was offensive. I just heard a lot of hip hop and thought that's how you address them and never really met any before.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

For my 18th birthday, one of my pals got me a signed framed photo of himself.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I pulled so many fawkin pranks with this. My sister and her boyfriend were on the couch and I was all "Hi kids we're home early" and I also booked a hotel using it when I got lost in NY

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Herpes. Only got it once, but I've given it out at least dozens of times. Not always at Christmas, either.

 

[aRTie02150]

I got a candle making kit one time as a prank and actually ended up making candles that I sold to some table at a Farmers Market.

I can probably make more and just sell candles for a living like I'm from the 1780s.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I got a candle making kit one time as a prank and actually ended up making candles that I sold to some table at a Farmers Market.

I can probably make more and just sell candles for a living like I'm from the 1780s.

My dad wanted that for Xmas this year lol. I had to ask my mom three times cause I didn’t believe it

 

[aRTie02150]

My dad wanted that for Xmas this year lol. I had to ask my mom three times cause I didn’t believe it

It's a pretty relaxing process. Smells nice, is warm, and always smells nice. Plus candle light itself is relaxing.

5 lb bag of wax can get ya around 25 small 4oz candles.

Guy at the market gave me like $80 for the 25 I had.

I assume the kit was only around $40 so it paid for itself immediately which is cool.



Fawk I'm about to make candles and sell them myself at the market.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Herpes. Only got it once, but I've given it out at least dozens of times. Not always at Christmas, either.

Regifting is a Christmas tradition.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

My father in law got me a Jasmine from Aladdin Xmas ornament one year.

boner alert!

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

For my 18th birthday, one of my pals got me a signed framed photo of himself.

That's pretty great

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Just to elaborate. The first time I called a black person a "nigger" I was 8 years old and had no idea it was offensive. I just heard a lot of hip hop and thought that's how you address them and never really met any before.

When I moved to the states I used it a lot because it was common growing up. It was a struggle to figure out what to call them instead. I switched to coloreds for a while. After living in Memphis it's just "one of those" or nigger now... so full circle.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Fawk I'm about to sell myself at the market.

Me too buddy.