Fumny pranks you can actually get away with in 2022

[guest]

Cant even light dog shit on people's front porch anymore coz of people's home security cameras.

But what about writing someone's phone number on a bathroom wall? "For a good time, send dick pics to:" No cameras in there.

 

[Meownaw]

One I always did was taking a screenshot of someone's desktop and setting the desktop to that photo. Hide the shortcuts in a new folder and enjoy the hilarity!

 

[Carl Winslow]

I have a fake gun that looks real. I walk about the high schools with it.

 

[Meownaw]

I have a fake gun that looks real. I walk about the high schools with it.

You mean you walk the school HIGH!

 

[Carl Winslow]

ok i don't... it would be cool if i did thou.

 

[Monk]

Swatting fat, hacky sci-fi authors?

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Sign people up for the Mormons and Jehovah’s Witness to stop by. Also put people on Scientology mailing lists.

Once the Jehovah’s start showing up they won’t give up. I had them ring my doorbell once on Super Bowl Sunday.

Magazine subscriptions is another easy one. They still have those postage paid insert cards.

 

[guest]

Sign people up for the Mormons and Jehovah’s Witness to stop by. Also put people on Scientology mailing lists.

Once the Jehovah’s start showing up they won’t give up. I had them ring my doorbell once on Super Bowl Sunday.

Magazine subscriptions is another easy one. They still have those postage paid insert cards.

Dumb question 16 dick etc but how do you sign people up for magazine subscriptions without being traced (so not online)

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

beat and rape a woman on the train

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Dumb question 16 dick etc but how do you sign people up for magazine subscriptions without being traced (so not online)

They have postage paid cards inside. Just fill it out and drop it in the mail.

 

[guest]

Cant even light dog shit on people's front porch anymore coz of people's home security cameras.

But what about writing someone's phone number on a bathroom wall? "For a good time, send dick pics to:" No cameras in there.

‘No cameras in there’ Unless I’m in there, honey child.

 

[aRTie02150]

I used to sign people up to change their long distance provider. Can't do that anymore!

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Sending cabs to people’s houses used to be fun but cabs pretty much are history in all but major cities due to rideshare apps.

I guess you can still send pizza but be sure to use a burner number.

When I was a kid they still had the Columbia House music club. So you could have a bunch of CD’s and tapes sent to peoples houses for a penny taped to the form. if they didn’t cancel they’d get a random tape each month.

I guess you can put people on weird mailing lists like for funeral homes. And sometimes condom companies will send out samples. Adam and Eve sex toy catalog will never leave you alone if you end up on their list.

 

[guest]

beat and rape a woman on the train

Ah, the classics.

 

[guest]

Make fake social media profiles for people you dislike, use the word "nigger" liberally.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

This looks promising. It’s not free, but cheap enough.

https://www.catfacts.co/

 

[guest]

Telling indian scam callers you hope they get gang raped or that Pakistan nukes them depending on the gender. I also enjoy getting them on the line and then screaming "AHHHH!" into the receiver as loud as I can to try to give them hearing damage.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Sign someone up for the Big Apple Ranch newsletter, preferably some hayseed redneck.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Put shit on craigslist with other people's info, maybe insinuate you kidnap people and grind them into pepperoni.

Abuse https://tellyourpartner.org/

Send trannie escorts to people's houses

Fatrick murdered Bernell trammell in broad daylight because 50% of murders go unsolved. In a place like Milwaukee people get murdered so often they don't have enough time to investigate.

Hypothetically, a few days ago you could've planned to egg Susan but the pig parked it in front of the house out of fear because you texted him that you would do it. So when you arrive all you see are the shitty bikes, but you egg it anyway because you hate pig. Now clean it up!