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Dan and Jackie are both friends with schizo SWATter Elaine, the chick who carved Null’s name in her leg. A team-up is less improbable than you think…
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The fatter and uglier a girl is, the more she's down for.Will Dan play the sex tape on NPS? As ugly as Jackie is, she'd probably be a fucking freak.
She stinks (obviously) at everything.you'd think she'd get a dessert metaphor right, but even then she fucks it up. Isn't a cherry on top of a sundae? Who puts a cherry on top of a cake?
Dan Mullen loves brown women
Of course she brings up cake.
That kind of stink doesn't wash off. You'll be scrubbing for weeks with Lava soap and still, when the wind is right, the scent of spoiled goat meat, old milk and comic book convention will come wafting from somewhere on or under your balls and cause you to remember the limp, sad, guilty things Jackie Singh hog grunted her way through out of desperation and the need for another child to neglect.
Who puts a horn under a cake?Who puts a cherry on top of a cake?
you'd think she'd get a dessert metaphor right, but even then she fucks it up. Isn't a cherry on top of a sundae? Who puts a cherry on top of a cake?
This comment totally didn't bother me, that's why I didn't respond and am still thinking about it hours later.Bam is ugly, but probably a freak.
This comment totally didn't bother me, that's why I didn't respond and am still thinking about it hours later.
Don't let bellybuttons deceive you. That (was) the real bam.Thats not really Bam, right?
Right?
That's a twelve year old boy.Thats not really Bam, right?
Right?
Age.View attachment 145586
Coulda been a fawkin model.
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