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Torque’sHeadBump

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Unfortunately that seems like a very real possibility in this instance. You know pig is going to pressure them to keep it open and they'll probably comply just to placate him and stop him squealing.
What are you hoping to accomplish with that? :mel_md:

But seriously, what would be the worst thing to happen if they told Piggy to shut his fucking mouth, stop in engaging, and leave them alone?
 

Patrick O'Neal

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The Fuchitive

Still alive as of January 2024
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Since the case is going nowhere they could probably deny releasing it by just keeping it open indefinitely, assuming we'll just give uo
I really don’t think they give a shit about denying us. It’s probably just standard procedure to deny on open cases. I believe they’ll close the case as soon as they find out the perp lives in a different state and they refer it to feds.

That is, if the perp doesn’t live in Milwaukee!

They have absolutely no incentive to do fag shit to help Fat.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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I really don’t think they give a shit about denying us. It’s probably just standard procedure to deny on open cases. I believe they’ll close the case as soon as they find out the perp lives in a different state and they refer it to feds.

That is, if the perp doesn’t live in Milwaukee!
I have a feeling the call….came…from…INSIDE THE HOVEL
 

BudDickman

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I really don’t think they give a shit about denying us. It’s probably just standard procedure to deny on open cases. I believe they’ll close the case as soon as they find out the perp lives in a different state and they refer it to feds.

That is, if the perp doesn’t live in Milwaukee!

They have absolutely no incentive to do fag shit to help Fat.
Also, as great as it would be for us to have some incriminating evidence that Pat made the call himself, it would just be another "wrong in every detail, stlaker".

But if the police is in possession of incriminating evidence or gets Pat to make an incriminating statement by not releasing that evidence, then they can prosecute his ass.
 

SensibleKeks

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However long it takes to request and receive the phone company’s records on the call and either identify who did it or tell piggy there’s nothing they can do if the guilty party covered their ass
The calls coming from the other half of the duplex!!!!

Maybe I should read other's comments before rushing to make the obvious joke, but those ribs just too good!
 
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FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Ask them for whatever case/serial number is used to identify this investigation; and then ask them whether they'll notify you when it's done or whether you should apply every week until they say yes. It's pretty easy to script up an email to do so.

The reason you want the Case ID is to stop them saying its under investigation indefinitely.
 

866-Ron-0-Fez

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Step 1: Find the case ID, what they are investigating and the officers who are working it.

Step 2: Khun confesses to everything. He's been the brains behind KF this whole time.

Step 3: Case closed and we get the (now confirmed) footage of drunk Rick crying.

Step 4: Everyone gives me kisses and cuddles or free money.
 

TheYepster

yep yep yep yep yep
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OP I do give you credit for having the balls to freely admit that you tried to acquire the footage under the name Fatrick Sloblinson and are willing to take your lumps like a man. It sucks we're not getting the video but it is pretty fucking funny that you tried that shit.
or maybe he thinks its still hilarious and trying to impress the boys at the forum. Ay Tone you seeing this shit i sent them an electric mail under the pseudonym Fatrick NiggerHanger1488

i mean even fatrick knew to get a new protonmail address
 
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