Fuck it, the truths about to come out anyway so here goes...

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wormkiller unironically will "enjoy what happens to him nexT"

 

[JewishNigger]

They seized servers in Germany containing our IPs. It's over. The lawsuit was just a cover of the real work going on behind the scenes and to give a false sense of security to the criminal cyberterrorists. Atalkers WILL be prosecuted. Just two more weeks.

 

[guest]

wormkiller unironically will "enjoy what happens to him nexT"

Yeah I go back to the joint for 2 years and don't have to worry about all this bullshit at work.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Commissary meatloaf yaaaaay

 

[NortheastPhilly]

So with January 6th, violent federal crimes on the rise, you're telling me that the CYBERterrorism unit is working diligently to pursue a series of prank PHONE calls?

I'll be here waiting for my cuffs, even though I've never even texted him.

Only person I know that ever texted him was black Spiderman.

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If we weren’t doing this, we would be sweeping and mopping the same floor everyday. The navy realized they might as well put lower ranking cops to good use. It sounds stupid, but the brass knows they can take “anti-cyberterrorism” and spin it into good press so they can make the next rank and continue powertripping

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Yeah I go back to the joint for 2 years and don't have to worry about all this bullshit at work.

Not to mention all the ass reams and toilet wine you can take huh

 

[guest]

If we weren’t doing this, we would be sweeping and mopping the same floor everyday. The navy realized they might as well put lower ranking cops to good use. It sounds stupid, but the brass knows they can take “anti-cyberterrorism” and spin it into good press so they can make the next rank and continue powertripping

Well I got to be honest with you dude....

I'm not particularly afraid of the detective skills of someone who was gullible enough to walk into an Opie hang up on NPS.

4 Words motherfucker: GET ME MY LAWYER.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Semper Fi

 

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If we weren’t doing this, we would be sweeping and mopping the same floor everyday. The navy realized they might as well put lower ranking cops to good use. It sounds stupid, but the brass knows they can take “anti-cyberterrorism” and spin it into good press so they can make the next rank and continue powertripping

All jokes a side are you really MP?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Jail would be preferable to this gay manufactured forum drama over the last couple of days.

 

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Jail would be preferable to this gay manufactured forum drama over the last couple of days.

You seem to be really bothered by the board infighting...You parents are divorced...Right?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

You seem to be really bothered by the board infighting...You parents are divorced...Right?

I'm white. Of course they are.

 

[guest]

He oughta know all about prank calls, because he sure as shit heard what a dial tone sounded like on the podcast.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Well I got to be honest with you dude....

I'm not particularly afraid of the detective skills of someone who was gullible enough to walk into an Opie hang up on NPS.

4 Words motherfucker: GET ME MY LAWYER.

If you paid attention you’d know that was a ruse. I’ve been lingering longer since before I was even in the service and I knew that a classic Opie hangup would make the show seem authentic. And clearly it worked.

 

[guest]

You seem to be really bothered by the board infighting...You parents are divorced...Right?

Maybe he's just legitimately bothered by a bunch of men in their 30s and 40s acting like 13 year old girls on a fucking message board.

 

[guest]

If you paid attention you’d know that was a ruse. I’ve been lingering longer since before I was even in the service and I knew that a classic Opie hangup would make the show seem authentic. And clearly it worked.

Oh well tell me all about your master plan then.

Hang on one sec, let me make sure I can hear you.

Dial tone.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Since people seem to be doxxing themself right now, here is my girlfriend and me.

 

[guest]

Maybe he's just legitimately bothered by a bunch of men in their 30s and 40s acting like 13 year old girls on a fucking message board.

Ohhh wormkiller....This is a place where people get together to bully a fat guy from Milwaukee.

You're acting like a 13yo the moment you sign up for an account here.

 

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Since people seem to be doxxing themself right now, here is my girlfriend and me.

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I applaud your honesty and bravery.

Fuck it, pic related: it's me and my bitch.

 

[guest]

Ohhh wormkiller....This is a place where people get together to bully a fat guy from Milwaukee.

You're acting like a 13yo the moment you sign up for an account here.

But we're supposed to do it to people who deserve it, not one another. Acting like a bunch of Nortons to each other makes me very very sad.