You can really get away with anything when you're young and attractive. I think Diane Keaton looks great in that black and white picture. Today she looks like a circus ringmaster.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Fuck Diane Keaton.
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Back in the day she had a cute tomboy thing going on. But she always came across as such a pretentious arthouse type.
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Fuck no. It’s a horror show under that stupid pants suit.
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Your losing your mind. She's still bangin'
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That movie is already almost 20 years old dude. But she does look good there.
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I fucked her actually.
Y'know how you were asking about the point of Xena bit? well find 20 more pics like this, keep posting them under the 'Keaton Collective' or whatever the fuck, blindly defend her honor and annoy the Patposters by posting Diane Keaton images in their section of the board and you will have answered your own question[
edit - good to have you back until the next sperg out at which point you're dead to us again
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You're loying!
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I'm not loying!
Getting your cock stuck in the hole of a galaxy quest dvd doesn’t constitute fucking her
wait...
so this forum isn't fond of a lefty, hollywood actress?
so this forum isn't fond of a lefty, hollywood actress?