Fruit, vegetables, and other healthy food

[Andy Elliott]

Pussy does pretty good keeps the beard healthy.

Keeps her happy too, the beard that is

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

cauliflower is underrated.

I have a feeling 2025 could be the year of the cauli.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ive upped my roughage intake and forgot how much I like a large salad with a simple vinaigrette.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I hate being a picky eater faggot.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hate being a picky eater faggot.

All my friends are picky eaters. I don't even get it. I'll eat food I don't particularly like if it makes me a big, strong, healthy boy. But then again, I got an RKO outta nowhere from God and half my body is currently crippled, so how's that working out for me?

 

[PogromStallone]

I've never understood people who don't like broccoli or cauliflower. Peas can fuck right off though.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

All my friends are picky eaters. I don't even get it. I'll eat food I don't particularly like if it makes me a big, strong, healthy boy. But then again, I got an RKO outta nowhere from God and half my body is currently crippled, so how's that working out for me?

Actually, you know what? I fucking hate sweet potatoes and won't eat them. Unless it's sweet potato fries and I can coat it in ketchup, they just make me want to puke. I guess I get it more than I initially thought.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Unless it's sweet potato fries and I can coat it in ketchup,

Someone put me onto dipping sweet potato fries in maple syrup and it wasnt bad at all.

 

[Steve Ramone]

All my friends are picky eaters. I don't even get it. I'll eat food I don't particularly like if it makes me a big, strong, healthy boy. But then again, I got an RKO outta nowhere from God and half my body is currently crippled, so how's that working out for me?

I dunno, certain foods just make me feel ill and they taste like shit.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I jam bananas up my ass.

you should still get the nutrition (well, partially)

 

[captain_kamala]

Carrots are not good. Fight me.
I have ptsd from being on diets and eating baby carrots all the time. But there's nothing worse than being served boiled carrot coins, no salt or anything. Fuck.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Carrots are not good. Fight me.
I have ptsd from being on diets and eating baby carrots all the time. But there's nothing worse than being served boiled carrot coins, no salt or anything. Fuck.

Yea, psych ward food isn't great.

Idk, be more sane.

 

[Professor Rape]

Carrots are not good. Fight me.
I have ptsd from being on diets and eating baby carrots all the time. But there's nothing worse than being served boiled carrot coins, no salt or anything. Fuck.

I'll fight you. In bed. Can we cuddle afterwards? I like rape.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Carrots are not good. Fight me.
I have ptsd from being on diets and eating baby carrots all the time. But there's nothing worse than being served boiled carrot coins, no salt or anything. Fuck.

I love raw carrots but cooked ones can fuck off for the exact same reason as sweet potatoes unless it's in a stew or something.

 

[BUBBLER]

WWAWD alfalfa sprouts in a sandwich?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'll fight you. In bed. Can we cuddle afterwards? I like rape.

smooth

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WWAWD alfalfa sprouts in a sandwich?

My ex would grow sprouts in a jar and it turns out they're good on pretty much everything savory.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Instead of worthless iceberg lettuce, try arugula (rocket for the Br*ts) on a sandwich.

Arugula is PFG. It’s good on pizza too. Arugula, prosciutto, and caramelized red onions.

 

[captain_kamala]

I like sprouts but they make me sick 90% of the time

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I remember when you could order sprouts on sandwiches but around me they stopped offering it after some salmonella outbreak. Was pretty good on tuna or a turkey club. Its been decades since Ive had them. I recall the crunch being pretty satisfying.