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Fruit, vegetables, and other healthy food
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I'm eating celery and carrots with artichoke dip right now to hopefully heal my knee and ribs
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Order extra tomatoes on your Whopper, rabbit.
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Clean living like that allows for extra fries.
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Pussy does pretty good keeps the beard healthy.
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I like most fruits and vegetables but only for the past 10 years or so a bunch of them make my gums and mouth itchy. Like not to the point that I don't eat them, but it is weird. Bananas, pineapple, mangoes, carrots all do it.
Y'all niggaz ever had a mangosteen?
Y'all niggaz ever had a mangosteen?
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My Nan used to take me strawburry picking and she'd always have to pull over on the way home so I could hurl on the side of the road because I was all full of unwarshed burries.
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Whopper is basically a giant salad with a slab of beef. It counts as a vegetable
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Kiwi is delicious. I also enjoy carrots, peas, and broccoli very much.
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this thread is disgraceful
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Instead of worthless iceberg lettuce, try arugula (rocket for the Br*ts) on a sandwich.
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I fucking love steamed broccoli with some fawkin cheese sauce or even just plain old broccoli so I can pretend I'm a big dinosaur eating little trees.
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If I eat bananas I spray shit everywhere but if I don't I do normal logs.
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Berries with cream is a delicious snack for those with the restraint to not be a fat ice cream eating pig.
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To step it up a notch you could have the berries with some kefir or unflavored Greek yogurt, maybe a few pieces of dark chocolate mixed in
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turmeric
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I like all vegetables and fruit except pears. Brussels sprouts aren't great but, like most things, are massively improved by the addition of bacon.