The producers of Friends should have won an award specifically for keeping Jennifer Aniston's nipples hard for the duration of filming.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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"Friends" is just "Seinfeld" for chicks.
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I feel like I would get a lot of headaches hanging around the Connor house, just from the lighting and the smell
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This thread reminded me of The Connors. Why the FUCK is the lighting always so dark and miserable on that show?
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I remember when the last episode of Friends aired. All the girls in school were talking about how sad they're going to be the day of airing which annoyed me. Then the next day on the bus my friends were talking about how their mom or sister made them watch it and I told them they were gay and no one forced them to watch anything. My sister watched Friends too and I wanted to fuck Jennifer Aniston, but not enough to get me to watch that faggot show.
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‘Susie didn’t commit suicide! She was murdered!... By Jerry Seinfeld!
‘...I also broke his thumbs’
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That Rolling Stone cover was literal porn for teenage 90’s kids.
Every sitcom is neurotic jewish programming to instill subversive satanic attitude in high-trust societies, but I'm preaching to the choir here, right gang?
"Seinfeld" was funny sometimes, but "Friends" never was. I hated everything about it, including that fucking theme song. Garbage TV for garbage people.
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The last all white TV show