Free Vibe Readings

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Suit yourself. Reading the first result, I want in.

I type slow and missed the first result. I may have misjudged this thread. Enjoy voodoo, LTster

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

This thread rules

 

[guest]

Sun Traits: DOMINATION -- It would be unwise to run all the jabronis off the website, scatster. As a natural officer, you have bounced many Problem Users from the club. You have wisely been leery of becoming a legitimate enemy of The DMAN, scatster. This goodwill is sure to cleanse your karmic record for the forseeable future.

Moon Traits: IMPATIENCE -- Good things come to those who wait, scatster. Sometimes the internet age gives us the false security that everything has to be "NOW." It's not always about the destination, scatster. Embrace the journey, man.

"problem users" Nigger, this place comes to life only when I want to or FlaviaProlapsed has some late night spam-fests. Even the Pat shit is donesies...chh is a natural destroyer, I am a natural creator...you, you're just the OnA rainman...there's a rainman for every subject, and you're Opie and Anthony's.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Moon:

 

[chocolatehellhole]

"problem users" Nigger, this place comes to life only when I want to or FlaviaProlapsed has some late night spam-fests. Even the Pat shit is donesies...chh is a natural destroyer, I am a natural creator...you, you're just the OnA rainman...there's a rainman for every subject, and you're Opie and Anthony's.

I thought you loved Opie and were always on his side? Now you hate The Destroyer?

 

[DMAN]

"problem users" Nigger, this place comes to life only when I want to or FlaviaProlapsed has some late night spam-fests. Even the Pat shit is donesies...chh is a natural destroyer, I am a natural creator...you, you're just the OnA rainman...there's a rainman for every subject, and you're Opie and Anthony's.

This is not YOUR vibe reading thread.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Am I too late for a vibe reading? I'm too late, aren't I? FUCK!


FUCK!

 

[Chive Turkey]

This thread rules

Agreed, gotta get in on this before vibe value plummets due to increased competition.

 

[DMAN]

Where we at with Opie haters still hanging around here?

SUN TRAIT: Generosity -- You have been more than generous with your Ribs this year, hatster. The DMAN has improved his Ribs Credit Score by at least 5,000 this half-to-date, fiscal year of our lord 2023. Thanks in part to your Rib donations. Your participation in diceposting and hatposting has been a positive influence on the O&A Forums, hatster. You got the hat now. I don't see anybody else walking around with the hat on.

Forecast: "Special Police Sargent Lieutenant With The Hat On."

Fire Symbol: HAT.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Am I too harsh on Dougie and Josiah?

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

 

[Harry Powell]

You’re on the DMAN’s schedule, not the other way around

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Vibe check me pal

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

You’re on the DMAN’s schedule, not the other way around

DMAN rn:

"Who's steering the ship now?"

 

[BUBBLER]

Op has lost his edge...

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

You’re on the DMAN’s schedule, not the other way around

A black guy is late to work, shocker.

 

[DMAN]

A black guy is late to work, shocker.

That joke was made on the very first page. You will not be receiving any Vibe Reading due to your tired retreading of low-hanging jokes.

 

[ChimpanZ]

Who wants one??

This guy

 

[White nigger slayer]

Op only "Vibe checked" non threatening nice guys, and those he's afraid of.

Typical uncle Tom behavior...

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Op only "Vibe checked" non threatening nice guys, and those he's afraid of.

Typical uncle Tom behavior...

Meanwhile my vibe check caused @Wisconsin.gov to actually become funny again.