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chocolatehellhole

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I guess the replies will be affected by typical African time dilation.
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DMAN

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Seriously, what the fuck happened here @DMAN .. I don't want to feed into any stereotypes so I won't make the typical "you're a lazy n word" joke. Genuinely.

Sun Traits: DOMINATION -- It would be unwise to run all the jabronis off the website, scatster. As a natural officer, you have bounced many Problem Users from the club. You have wisely been leery of becoming a legitimate enemy of The DMAN, scatster. This goodwill is sure to cleanse your karmic record for the forseeable future.

Moon Traits: IMPATIENCE -- Good things come to those who wait, scatster. Sometimes the internet age gives us the false security that everything has to be "NOW." It's not always about the destination, scatster. Embrace the journey, man.
 

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Why are Indians so horny?

SUN TRAIT: Righteousness — Your desire to harass Jim Norton is commendable, panstster. Bullying a dishonest homosexual into suicide may bring you a feeling of great accomplishment, panstster. But don’t forget the old adage about killing two queers with one stone. Sam Roberts is still at large, and waiting patiently to be put in his place.

MOON TRAIT: Hypocrisy — You have recently reacted to a woman’s big juicy ass cheeks with revulsion, pantster. This sort of behavior falls more in line with a Norton than it does with an Opie. Be sure not to become the thing that you hate, pantster. There is a fine line between being a homosexual-killer, and being a homosexual killer.
 
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