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FOX NEWS CALLS IT FOR TRUMP. WISCONSIN IS THE STATE THAT PUTS HIM OVER.

Slackjawed Cow

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HE hasn't tweeted in hours, since the results were still semi up in the air. He didn't pace his drinking, and blacked out (also likely pissed and shit himself) while the Jews were still only pegging a 60% chance of victory.
He was totally drinking at like 10-11am. He thinks election day should be a holiday.
 

FatPatsBaps

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FatPatsBaps

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Look how excited he was in that pic. Already had a couple drinks. He thinks he is about to witness the first woman president and trump loses to never be seen on a ballot again. If he only knew 12 hours from that photo how wrong he is.
More importantly, he was hoping his daughter would witness the first woman president tonight. Now what does he tell her?
 

Chubby's Cheesesteaks

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He's on course to win every swing state. I'm so happy that Fat will be so angry. Wrong again, loser!

Wisconsin being the decider is too perfect. You know he's so angry at all the blacks who live there who inevitably voted for Trump. He's probably going to find another Bernell Trammell to take his anger out on.
 
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