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Start date Mar 22, 2022

BakersfieldChimp

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Mar 22, 2022

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FurBurger said:
If Rick gets caught submitting fake evidence then that's "perjury"; and gets him a felony conviction, a fine of up to $10k and free room, board and ass rape for up to six years.

Also he loses his Florida insurance sales licence, and the only income he has.

His rights to own firearms would be gone as well.

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.

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Mar 22, 2022

#42

FurBurger said:
If Rick gets caught submitting fake evidence then that's "perjury"; and gets him a felony conviction, a fine of up to $10k and free room, board and ass rape for up to six years.

Also he loses his Florida insurance sales licence, and the only income he has.

My balls would explode if pat gets caught trying to pull one over on the courts.

Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT

fuck jews

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Mar 22, 2022

#43

Found the other parts

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.

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Mar 22, 2022

#44

Its a very different interaction when you have his text in there

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