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[OinkPiglinson]

Welp fellow stlakers, looks like it's all over for us: we're already in prison.

God he's drunk all day everyday, isn't he? Embarrassing.

 

[Guest]

I for one am enjoying the "I've already mentally sent you to life in prison" arc. It's done. It's over. What happens next is the justice department doing exactly what Patrick wants.

Can you PM me a copy of the Spider-Man film? Or maybe tell Jenna it'll end up on Netflix or Max and not Disney+ or Prime? My friends say it's good.

No dude you have to see it in 4k with a good sound system

 

[Kurt_Love]

"You are deceitful about who I am" seems new. Victim Pat.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

No dude you have to see it in 4k with a good sound system

I support this and not just because of my greedy shapeshifting lizard overlords.

 

[More Worser]

He’s gonna miss Dan once he’s had a few outings with Dirty Harry

Re: his clothes, I’m thinking blazer over t-shirt. He was fucking HUGE at the Brewer’s opener, which is I believe the last body shot we have. He’s going to be extremely self-conscious and blazer will be “slimming.”

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No, child. I'm "225 pounds and an experienced and trained fighter, so if i ever do any see of 'em," (sic) "in person, it will turn out very quickly and very poorly for all of them, and they all know it."

(How do I upload this video of him fatly saying it? I'm getting a message that "the uploaded file is too large for the server to process.")

 

[Safka's Enticer]

I can't wait for Parrot Pat to start using the 3 D's not knowing they come from a dead cancer blood riddled faggot who hates niggers

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine him telling the cops that his trolls have threatened to come to his comedy open mic to laugh at him. While demanding an arrest.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Patrick S Tomlinson has turned Hooligans from a pretty nice bar and restaurant into some.. meatloaf hellhole

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Holy shit. He's actually doing the Flaherty bit. Fucking linger longer, Pat.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Fat pig tweets a lot

 

[Whoreallycares]

Fat faggot with bitch tits .. a lot ? i dunno im just riffin here.

Have a good set Patty!!


any takers on what he is gonna wear ? will he be bringing back the matrix look or going with business casual ? maybe sports ball pat will show up in an attempt to win over the crowd..

The matrix look is the funniest shit ever. Nigga actually got on stage dressed like this…

 

[fricklefrackle]

The matrix look is the funniest shit ever. Nigga actually got on stage dressed like this…

Not the only fat ass in a black trench coat I see

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/500776214286852097

 

[Meownaw]

Not the only fat ass in a black trench coat I see

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/500776214286852097

Why are they all looking at the black guy?

 

[More Worser]

Fat pig tweets a lot

Highly underrated comment

 

[CompoundBasement]

Not the only fat ass in a black trench coat I see

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/500776214286852097

The small conference room full of socially retarded, "neurodivergent" dorks with the painfully bright fluorescent lights always makes for a great stand-up comedy atmosphere.