"No, Child! Left Behind "
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Forums Fun Time Free-For-All: Who wants to help title my next album?
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How about we compromise on the last one, since I don't agree with that assessment (I know I'm against the grain saying that).
"The Ballad of SAMCRO Joe"?
Can someone shop Ray into an album cover that just says "Ray Wilson: Cuntfucker"?
This is how it starts...
Sgt. Pigger's Lonely Tweets Club Band
Quasiphenia
Toys on the Dinner Table
Achtung Kinder
Pig Sounds
Quasiphenia
Toys on the Dinner Table
Achtung Kinder
Pig Sounds
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Denial Deceit Delusion
I view "Women Aren't Funny" as more of a heuristic. But whaddo I know I'm just a regular joe.
There you go -- your album title is now "A Regular Joe."
Metallica scored big with the "Black Album". Take the next logical step and use "The Nigger Album".
“Nigger”
Pee in my butt
that's a reference to Ron & Fez, Dan
that's a reference to Ron & Fez, Dan
Nigger in the bread basket
Above all else…
…Real
…Real
- Just like Eric
- ... and maybe kiss you
- A cover of Making Plans for Nigel (Igger)
- A cover of Howlin' Wolf's Smokestack Lightning as a tribute to Sue, or Goin' Down Slow as a tribute to Patrice
Feedin' Grandma. You can explain it away as coincidence since it's not Nana. Make it a little twangy.
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I want to see your girlfriend naked. That’s not a suggestion or pun on anything. I just wanna grass her Polish field.
Also, bad ass beard.
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