Forum nutjob RobertMewler is going to live in the woods without technology, but is going to bring plenty of ebooks with her to "learn more about jews"

[guest]

I don't understand why anyone would willingly live in a city.

Because there are more things to do. I don’t want to sit by the fire and read books for 30 years.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

this is my dream

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’ve lived out in the country my whole life and there’s nothing I hate more than city cunts showing up with their faggot remote jobs and snatching up property and rentals/outbidding families on housing when there’s barely enough to go around as is.

“I LIVED IN NYC FOR 2 DECADES AND NOW IM GOING TO LIVE LIKE A PIONEER”

are ya?

I love Bobby Mewler, but I feel the same about city people moving to the country. They rarely actually fit in and the more they try they end up getting made fun of by everyone. Also, unless you've been used to it for a long time, being in the middle of nowhere with nothing around at night scares the shit out of a lot of people. I guess that's more pertinent to people who live alone though.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

this is my dream

I told you no goddamn boats, boy. You'll be swallowed by a whale.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

She was probably eating frozen pizza with ranch while she typed that

 

[Mc.Faggot]

The reason living in the city is cool,
is because everyone isn’t up your ass like in the country

No one cares, no one is being a nosey fucking bumpkin

Country people don’t mind their own business

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Also, if you want to get laid, a big city is good for
that.

Small towns suck for getting laid

 

[guest]

I’ve lived out in the country my whole life and there’s nothing I hate more than city cunts showing up with their faggot remote jobs and snatching up property and rentals/outbidding families on housing when there’s barely enough to go around as is.

“I LIVED IN NYC FOR 2 DECADES AND NOW IM GOING TO LIVE LIKE A PIONEER”

are ya?

I’ll be one of those people soon. Die fat about it, Cletus.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The reason living in the city is cool,
is because everyone isn’t up your ass like in the country

No one cares, no one is being a nosey fucking bumpkin

That's another one. Prepare for everyone you've ever been friendly to knocking on your door every time they drive by asking for something (like to open a jar, or bread, milk, toilet paper, or help with some physical labor whether you just got home from your physical labor job or not) or giving you something you didn't ask for so they can bitch to people about how you owe them if you ever decline to drive way up the road to do some small task that they realistically could have done themselves. I love being isolated. Those people don't, that's just all they know. Being neighborly is a big part of it. And if you don't like your neighbor, you're in the middle of nowhere, nobody calls the cops and if they do, a lot of the time they're scared to show up, so you're gonna have to physically deal with that. And I'm talking man, woman or child. They're all down to fight eachother.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’ll be one of those people soon. Die fat about it, Cletus.

Get tossed down a mine shaft about it the first time you tell someone's inbred kids not to cut through your property.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

That's another one. Prepare for everyone you've ever been friendly to knocking on your door every time they drive by asking for something (like to open a jar, or bread, milk, toilet paper, or help with some physical labor whether you just got home from your physical labor job or not) or giving you something you didn't ask for so they can bitch to people about how you owe them if you ever decline to drive way up the road to do some small task that they realistically could have done themselves. I love being isolated. Those people don't, that's just all they know. Being neighborly is a big part of it. And if you don't like your neighbor, you're in the middle of nowhere, nobody calls the cops and if they do, a lot of the time they're scared to show up, so you're gonna have to physically deal with that. And I'm talking man, woman or child. They're all down to fight eachother.

living in the country is like living in retard land

and these fucker’s think its gonna be a paradise

its hilarious

 

[guest]

Get tossed down a mine shaft about it the first time you tell someone's inbred kids not to cut through your property.

They will be neutralized on site, child.

 

[Imager]

Why is no one talking about the suburbs?? It doesn't have to be either/or. If I want to go to the city, I can. If I want to go to the country, it's just a little bit away. I do know some of my neighbors.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Because there are more things to do.

Like what?
Seriously.
What do you have access to that an urban hermit -with wifi, a mail box, transportation, who lives 45 minutes from a major city - doesn't?

 

[Meownaw]

Why is no one talking about the suburbs?? It doesn't have to be either/or. If I want to go to the city, I can. If I want to go to the country, it's just a little bit away. I do know some of my neighbors.

Exactly. My ideal situation.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Like what?
Seriously.
What do you have access to that an urban hermit - with wifi, a mail box, and transportation 45 minutes from a major city - doesn't?

I can go outside right now and shoot a gun if I want to. I can rip around on a four wheeler whenever I want, places to hunt and fish are in walking distance. I can find fiddleheads, ramps, morels and puffballs on my property. I can have fires whether there's a burn ban or not. I can make as much noise as I want. That's the main plus about living in the country. No one ever asks you to keep it down. I'm a backwoods hick, so when the first time an apartment neighbor ever told me to shut the fuck up I waited outside for him the next day and told him if he ever has a problem, speak directly to me or next time I'd boot in his door and stomp his fucking head in and I was seen as a terrifying psycho for the rest of my time there.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I can go outside right now and shoot a gun if I want to. I can rip around on a four wheeler whenever I want, places to hunt and fish are in walking distance. I can find fiddleheads, ramps, morels and puffballs on my property. I can have fires whether there's a burn ban or not. I can make as much noise as I want. That's the main plus about living in the country. No one ever asks you to keep it down. I'm a backwoods hick, so when the first time an apartment neighbor ever told me to shut the fuck up I waited outside for him the next day and told him if he ever has a problem, speak directly to me or next time I'd boot in his door and stomp his fucking head in and I was seen as a terrifying psycho for the rest of my time there.

I'm on your side, Abe.
Also, your life sounds fucking great.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Fucking insane, obese, mother-abandoning, barren chink:

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ok @RobertMewler can you please clarify for me

“if i ever want to learn more about the jews, ive got plenty of ebooks to read”

what ebooks would you take with you? and if you are gonna live off grid why would you wanna read books about jews?

 

[guest]

Like what?
Seriously.
What do you have access to that an urban hermit -with wifi, a mail box, transportation, who lives 45 minutes from a major city - doesn't?

Professional sports, world class museums, a multitude of high end restaurants and bars, concerts..

without having to drive 45 minutes. I can walk to all those things

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Professional sports,

gay and overpriced

world class museums

when was the last time you went to one?

, a multitude of high end restaurants

when was the last time you ate at one?

and bars,

ok, a bar is a bar anywhere

concerts..

when was the last time you went to one?