For the Very Few Eurovision Watchers on Here

[Cptbaldopie]

Albania has 2 members. It's not a fair match.

You think kanes not gonna do a run in?

 

[Turk February]

I keep fainting a bit and Royksopp comes on my playlist and I keep thinking it's Erika Vikmans song. It makes me super excited. Under false pretense

 

[Turk February]

Croatia's sent a strong contender with juziana.

 

[Turk February]

So far only 2 countries have shown (I keep saying submitted but that's wrong) entries that are competitive. It's Albania and Croatia. Come on Ireland. Come on Finland.

 

[Turk February]

Oh fuck my ass Luxembourg may be the weakest entry so far. Are we facing the shittiest year?

 

[Turk February]

Albania is going to fucking win. Put like 10 bucks on them to get in the top 10. You will absolutely win.

 

[Child..]

Eurovision needs to end. Hedonistic, debauched, gay shit. Who knew the Shaytan would come with backup dancers and fog machines? A festival of degeneracy, it's a gathering of the lost tribes of Sodom and Gomorrah. I see nothing but nations competing not in art, but in who can humiliate themselves before Allah the most.

Ban Eurovision now.

 

[Turk February]

Eurovision needs to end. Hedonistic, debauched, gay shit. Who knew the Shaytan would come with backup dancers and fog machines? A festival of degeneracy, it's a gathering of the lost tribes of Sodom and Gomorrah. I see nothing but nations competing not in art, but in who can humiliate themselves before Allah the most.

Ban Eurovision now.

Yeah let's end a 70 year long peace project because a so and so from Somaliland said so!

 

[Child..]

Yeah let's end a 70 month long peace project because a so and so from Somaliland said so!

Geopolitical Neo-Traditionalist with Islamist and Contrarian Troll Elements is what "so and so" is a euphemism for, I hope.

 

[Turk February]

Europe had 2 wars against each other and Switzerland which is always neutral had an idea. Let's unite ourselves with music. It's more than a song contest. It's a way we stay together.

 

[Turk February]

Geopolitical Neo-Traditionalist with Islamist and Contrarian Troll Elements is what "so and so" is a euphemism for, I hope.

There's 2 words I'm trying to stop using. I'm sure you can guess what they are.

 

[Child..]

There's 2 words I'm trying to stop using. I'm sure you can guess what they are.

Well your voice sounds exactly like Jordan Peterson. I think that's worse.

 

[Turk February]

Well your voice sounds exactly like Jordan Peterson. I think that's worse.

I don't have a lisp and I'm not a duplicitous fuck.

 

[Child..]

I don't have a lisp and I'm not a duplicitous fuck.

Secret chat consensus or what? You've been repeating this insult a lot recently.

I was surprised to guess right that you've been reporting my channel...too bad they dont do squat. You should not anger me.

 

[Turk February]

Secret chat consensus or what? You've been repeating this insult a lot recently.

I was surprised to guess right that you've been reporting my channel...too bad they dont do squat. You should not anger me.

Why would I report your channel you dumb so and so? I rarely even block you.

 

[Turk February]

Honestly Boq this is Alex talking now. I never reported you nor would I

 

[Turk February]

I believe everyone deserves a voice no matter how much I disagree with them. I would never do such a thing.

 

[Child..]

Honestly Boq this is Alex talking now. I never reported you nor would I

OK, I believe you. I never report channels. When TossPot's episode 1 got porn bombed, I could have easily gotten him removed from yt, but I didn't.

 

[Turk February]

OK, I believe you. I never report channels. When TossPot's episode 1 got porn bombed, I could have easily gotten him removed from yt, but I didn't.

You've failed your moral duty by not killing tosspot

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Yeah, but good music.

That's why eurobeat and eurodance are the best music. It's in the name.