For Bam's eyes only

[captain_kamala]

To be honest Bam, I don’t think that’s any of your business.

pedo until you provide evidence to the contrary

 

[aRTie02150]

I've been to Queens. They aren't we gay as the name implies

 

[Agent Smith]

What is the age of your chick you're gonna live in sin with in your 4 walled house, just curious. Since you find the ones your age yucky.

He uses the "age divided by two minus twenty-five" rule.

 

[Petworth dude]

You’ve obviously never been to Brooklyn. New York Russian expats are as rich in spirit as the soil they tiled in their homeland.

You obviously haven’t been to central Pennsylvania. Ukrainian-Americans whose ancestors left the old country around the turn of the last century are drug-addled retards who are trashier than the Cumias.

 

[Turk February]

He uses the "age divided by two minus twenty-five" rule.

Half plus seven.

 

[Turk February]

41st and Main Street have a lot of Korean and Chinese people and other Asians. I was going to a local event once and didn’t take a flyer from some old guy who chased me down the street with a bow and arrow exclaiming,’ You die now!’ Fake story.

I speak Korean any time I go to a Korean restaurant. It's super gay.

 

[Agent Smith]

Half plus seven.

I'm switching to half plus zero when I turn fifty.

 

[Turk February]

I'm switching to half plus zero when I turn 50.

Their eyes are different

 

[Agent Smith]

Their eyes are different

So are their breasts and vaginas.

 

[CQ Beans]

You obviously haven’t been to central Pennsylvania. Ukrainian-Americans whose ancestors left the old country around the turn of the last century are drug-addled retards who are trashier than the Cumias.

No, I obviously haven’t. Most of the Slavs especially Pollacks here are working class construction workers. You stink, Pennsylvania.

 

[CQ Beans]

It's super gay.

Yes, it and you are.

 

[Turk February]

No, I obviously haven’t. Most of the Slavs especially Pollacks here are working class construction workers. You stink, Pennsylvania.

Yes but we wear sunglasses. Ray bans.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Bam isn’t that attractive and people treat her like she is because they have no female attention in their life, and she’s hitting the wall of 30+ hard like 99% of women ever.

Remember that most of the guys here look like the kinds of guys who listened to Opie and Anthony (Pat from Moonachie, Bobo, Half-a-Hulkface).

Bam is Beyonce-level to them.