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Fool Me Once, Shame On You. Fool Me Twice, You're Just a Gay Black Man From Toledo

Imager

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The shortest men are the angriest, why is that Ray?
So I was sitting, drinking at this bar waiting for an open mic to start and my buddy who's an obnoxious drunkard starts talking to a dude on the other side of him about some nonsense. I start asking the guy questions too, nothing insane just boring questions but stupid ones. He starts complaining to the bartender/owner(giant nigger faggot) who tells me to shut up more than my really annoying buddy. I just look at the bartender wrong without saying anything and he throws down his cum rag he's wiping glasses of with, runs around the bar, grabs me, throws me outside and stomps on me. Negroid twice my size. I call the cops on this fuckhead. My buddy and I hang in the parking lot waiting....and waiting.....and waiting....Drunk buddy finally has to piss. Everything around but the bar is closed. My buddy goes out by the side of the busy Vegas road and starts pissing into the street. Right then the fuzz pull up, driving through his piss. They start asking him what he's doing and he pretends not to understand while leaning in towards him. I thought he was done for but they gave him a warning. After 15 mins of that one of the pigs goes "alright now was one of you who called about getting assaulted?" Not much further I could take it with the pisser as my witness and a bar full of shitheads against me. Went home. House was ransacked....a story for another day



As for help...lol, say what you want about Cpn Kamala, but she's the realest, most consistent person here.



1- Self-aware of her illness

2-So dignified she is willing to pre-emptively shit on herself, wears all her vulnerabilities on HER sleeve...just to not have any of you have that satisfaction some time in the future

3-She stays (mostly focused) on Cunts. Grounded/Consistent/Reliable as to what's she's about and doesn't veer off, unlike some ppl who one week are like OMG OMG to a streamer and the next week OMG OMG he is the worst, just really effeminate, unhinged and unstable tbhya.

4-Dougie's/Qadan's attacks on mew are bs because everything about her he could have said 1000x fold about @Imager. That he doesn't makes me wonder. Imager literally has a kike show fake judge as his avi and is just as dedicated to Kike-hate posting but also participating/commenting on popular/kike culture.

5- Patreeky's dms and posts and just overall behavior was so idk...beta? (i hate this word but idk what else to call it. safka really pounded him

6-Speaking of, I really wonder what's up with Europeans? watching lame American defunct radio shows as your homeland burns, tf?

7-McGowan is literally the most pathetic here...always validating himself to a bunch of strangers. Guy is a movie buff who just watches movies at home like a ebert siskel nerd but he makes it like he owns Vinyards and Manors and butlers and shit. How low is your self esteem dude?



Nobody talks about why 100,000 is just wasted on some tard's trivial lawsuits, or why he doesn't bother changing numbers? (the first time I publically posted my qualms is when he started copy/pasting the "you're mentally ill/do not reply" text, so I KNOW he read my posts as "Child." and reacted semi-accordingly. Patrick probably here and on Kiwifarms actively as a PATPOSTER while immersed in his lol-cow role on twitter.



The pedo SFWA stuff is typical fake/gay internet shit like pizzagate etal.... anyway enjoy but sorry if I got too real, I'll get back to lurking and reading posts of non-sus ppl like linger longer/satansockpuppet/Minaw/ who you know were with OnA from terrestial and seem human.



Specificarry, you have cleated this thlead, that blought heat hele and you'le specurating on a 5 rine text that if you lead it admits nothing. Arr I did was use the pig's leins to steel him to post about bomb thleats that rikery didn't happen and if they did ale arleady the big problem. This is the farse diremma you'le making of my post that it exists to halden a lear thleat ol it causes one by melery mentioning what he ealriel mentioned. It's arr documented, thele isn't an option to say he didn't say it and he riterarry did say just that, that he didn't say it whire posting my text unaware his was saved. So the cops come to me and say "did you make a bomb threat" and I say no, they need to prove it, it wasn't me whele is that a biggel plobrem than an anonymous threat wourd be for Quasi?



Exprain to me how, arr youl doing thus fal is taking a tech issue that you ovel-leacted to and shoeholning in some stlawman to defend that. Demonstlate how, at this rate date you think my one rittle tweet is the blidge too fal in this saga? I disaglee and I can suppolt my leasons, the clap that I'm putting it on Quasi because sec 230 somehow disappealed is learry stlange. He isn't lesponsibre fol my text, he arso can point to my account that posted the entile text thlead, but suddenry I'm at faurt? Makes no sense, riterarry.
It was a bit of hyperbole, there are a few "others" around town. The chinks who run a Chinese restaurant have like 2 kids then there are maybe 2 hindu kids whose parents run the motel or some store, a Filipino kid or 2, probably health care working parents, and like 3 black kids who I assume are from mudshark mothers raised on farms with daddy issues that fucked some Jamaican farm hands and learned first hand about domestic abuse. So in total the 300 kid grade school has like 8-10 non white kids. It's really, really. white up here. Nothing like North Jersey, my old grade school is probably 5% white at this point.
Your lips to god's ears. I've been popping in today beyond errands and I'm home now catching up. It doesn't matter what my status here is whether I'm welcome here or not I consider Patrick a duty, so I'll freelance troll that motherfucker until he dies. I'm working on some fun, nobody heard me when I said he was seeking a RICO prosecution, but he went to the FBI before the lawsuit and asked why they couldn't do that to you guys and that's something I know to be true. I told him and then he started that FBI tweeting shit, I will know if he was there shortly for certain, at least for me.
There were no threats, no bomb scares is my guess, but if I had to wager which route he'd try if he wanted eyes on it, it would be a bomb threat and maybe he called one in mentioning himself and the FBI called him, so he got excited, posted it, and realized oopsies better delete that. He isn't turning over voice mails even if he got a friend to call them to him as threats and especially if the same guy made the bomb threat. This retarded rube dug too deep this time or is bullshitting. I'm praying on the bomb scare being true, because that will get the maximum eyes on him and actually may impact others. We should have our autists calling the local PD and hotel asking. A certain podcast is technically the media and can inquire. It's time we move the football downfield rather than running inside the tackles when he fucks up.
His podcast, his rules, and he doesn't do bits haven't you heard it's a hang. Honestly it is a needed event and minus the overhype on this and the Bobo one they've all been fun to listen too....but Dan critiquing Dan with like a 100 pauses for comments might end up worse than the Bobo one. Less planning more hanging is more betterer.
Have an episode addressing this, blur out his birthday, parents names, school name and refer to him only as Rick. There's no law against sharing info, it doesn't mean it's him, it's A Patrick Tomlinson not THEE PST. Fuck him. I would address that with the transcripts up and never naming him, just a quick one and see him chase that. This is the guy who shared a license that he was not authorized too, because he acquired, not knowing whether the guy sending it was really the guy in the picture.
I see a big nigger cock in your future with Niki jealous that you got prison and Tyrone's wood, it might be unfair, but I can't doubt Lawyer Pat's assessment. Felony sharing is worse than felony texting as it has the aggravating factor of his simps seeing it. In truth when he tweets my texts it's the same thing, he is taking a privileged communication and sharing it, only difference is he knows that was for his eyes only and you did not get the leak the same way. I'll put money in your commissary to by Tyrone his Kools and Doritos.
I was being asked to apologize and told that the "secret forums" were sacrosanct. I also got tossed under the bus in very shitty way, now I don't really care what is said about whom, all of it is fair game. There are no friends here just tenuous allies. Mewler's repetitive report is now like watching an old sitcom you used to like 25 years later.
When I was under 35 the more I drank the less I weighed, I think because I ate and pissed more. Weird how that bio-individuality works. Also I'm pretty big and agree with the fight stuff, I went from 27-37 with none, got into one when I first moved to Canada because I was American, I'm pretty sure that was the guy's reason for starting with me, my accent. Then a few years latter at my job with some retard who was a biker and boasted he could have me killed, because bikers murder outsiders on the say so of a guy loosely affiliated with them. Both times I felt retarded, both times the Canadian cops were very supportive of me though I was arrested the first time. I felt retarded.
It's pretty gay that people would think a father defending his kid is sperging or that people should think I'm going to apologize for a forum crashing and defending myself for it, but thems are the rules of this gay club. You ignore it or you ger savaged, as I'm about to again. I think we're not pressing Pat enough because of all this. I'm a fat fag, Mewler is an old fatty, Dan used to do a football podcast, that tells you how bad he wants some modicum of fame, we're all retards wasting time and trying to be funny for the same dopamine as Pat, but we're all much better people than he is. .. what too real... my platform(show) whatever those queers say. Now carry on and try to aim some of it at the real garbage.
I was interrupted like 57 times, it was one story one time. Not to have to rely on that, but somebody noticed that in the chat, Thus far nearly ever person that went on NPS isn't really ever funny, they need to comment on some video, some other thing to get any laughs. Most of them sound like they're on mood stabilizers. Pardon me for being able to tell a story and having had a life that has been fun.
So I'm at fault because I passed on true information to your clearly inaccurate post. OK the point is while you're insulting guys that worked at back breaking jobs who found ways to add 2000-3000 to their income per month from 100s of thousands they paid in and conflating it to welfare what should I say, "yea it's smart to be taxed and not get your money back". So you are crazy, you live in the system by having a social worker and running to state funded mental hospitals, but you won't take money you paid in because you're proud and earn so much more. OK you're the smart one in an apartment not an 800k house like my ex-coworkers that got disability they funded that literally pays their mortgage and keeps their 4500 a month pension for other stuff. There are no means tests for SSDI, there are no referrals, you were being looked at as a crazy, broke ass, loon. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Again you filthy, insane, nigger how are people taking money they paid in welfare people? You run to the welfare system by going to social workers and hospitals. Nobody who I know who took disability is a welfare scag that ever had a "social worker". That's weakness and the definition of a welfare person, but yea make this a point about me saying "I'm richer" than you. I get it you were a fake model, a society girl, mental ill, you're a hero and I'm a zero, without a social worker, welfare benefits, or a rental I live in.
They didn't teach you about the shift key at those universities did they? I've traveled all over the world too, had my school paid for by my job so no debt and very little out of pocket cost, and never had a social worker assigned to me. I have homes in 3 countries, the last one I won't mention because, why should I. I get plenty of experiences too, good ones with a purpose beyond vanity. We took the kids to see the eclipse in 2017 and will again in 2024, we've visited the big natural landmarks and national parks. These aren't either/or choices. Home ownership, even a single one builds wealth, with high inflation and so much speculating in equities, real estate, that turns a profit above carrying cost with long term equity gains can fund a lifestyle so yea I consider it a good choice.
Edit: You aren't trash, but you are a nigger, though a better, lighter, model lol. I was only telling you SSDI is not welfare. I have awhile myself to decide and I'm thinking it's time for me to file mine thanks to covid, why not get back what I put in. Problem is I'm not really disabled, but I also don't think at 50 plus my work is going to get easier. I'll need a disability first. I have all the repetitive stress shit that people get, it's inconvenient while working, but if I thought I could get my family an extra 4500 a month why wouldn't I? I paid in a ton.
There are four principal lunar phases: the new moon, first quarter, full moon, and last quarter (also known as third or final quarter), when the Moon's ecliptic longitude is at an angle to the Sun (as viewed from the centre of the Earth) of 0°, 90°, 180°, and 270°, respectively. Each of these phases appears at slightly different times at different locations on Earth. During the intervals between principal phases are intermediate phases, during which the Moon's apparent shape is either crescent or gibbous. On average, the intermediate phases last one-quarter of a synodic month, or 7.38 days or some shit.
I have no idea what this is. Hope you're OK. Is it a copy pasta I'm missing a reference to?

As far as Dougie not going after me and instead going after Mewler, it's simple -- she has more 'fame' here. She did the dolls and the Patrick mask so the forum treated her as a sacred Asian cow. Me? I just post facts on a couple of the hate threads.

I also don't really participate in kike culture. I'll comment on a wrestling thread here or there or an old movie.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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I have no idea what this is. Hope you're OK. Is it a copy pasta I'm missing a reference to?

As far as Dougie not going after me and instead going after Mewler, it's simple -- she has more 'fame' here. She did the dolls and the Patrick mask so the forum treated her as a sacred Asian cow. Me? I just post facts on a couple of the hate threads.

I also don't really participate in kike culture. I'll comment on a wrestling thread here or there or an old movie.

I tried watching the original Maltese Falcon from the thirties and fell asleep. Long Day of rehearsals, not a reflection of its quality.

It's very strange seeing someone else playing Sam Spade though, specifically being a leering cunt but without Bogart's charm.

And I'd rather eat five sinks worth of haggis than watch the first remake, "Satan Met A Lady".
 

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Hate is a very strong word here. If anything, I'm very amused at the randomness that happened today, it's not personal.

But I'm passing judgment here though - you're banned Permanently and you expose your alt? And how wrapped up are you here that you come back in the first place? I've been gone for a week at a time due to travel with my girl and the crew, and would just catch myself back up. He couldn't stay away at all.

Christ, does he even have a hobby?
If there's anything Ray Wilson hates it's a man who can't commit to doing da bit
 

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Is that a fat Dego expat eating poutine, the famous Canadian dish? I can't even right now.

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Kim_Jong_Poon_

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Your lips to god's ears. I've been popping in today beyond errands and I'm home now catching up. It doesn't matter what my status here is whether I'm welcome here or not I consider Patrick a duty, so I'll freelance troll that motherfucker until he dies. I

Lmao
 
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