Dan will gnaw off your foreskin like a rat and Flavia will wipe it down with clorox wipes to prevent infection.
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Flavia Cleaning Services LLC - Now Offering Adult Circumcisions @ $399
- Thread starter 9 Morgans Way Kingston MA
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$399 seems like retail. It’s Jewish custom to pay wholesale. I’d ask our resident kike, but I think he has me on block.
What number do I call to make an appointment
Insight Software has a whole house for that?? Oh Boy!!
You guys are incorrigible
Okay, but I'm not leaving a tip.
You get to take it with you in a little jar.
I'm putting mine on the mantlepiece next to meemaw's urn
Id prefer Flavia to gnaw off my foreskin not sure I could trust Dan for the job
Dan's house has more toilets than sinks.
I heard at Dan's house there's no distinction between toilet or sink and all is one.
Does he ship the foreskin’s to Israel or does he just dry them out to make dick chips for later?
He washes his hands in the toilet, and poops and pees in a diaper. You don't want to know what he does with the sinks
Poor Flav
