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Flat broke Joseph Cumia gambles his way further into debt

RoSmokedCrack

I was chest-bumped, alroight!
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Take a hike AT&T. You can wait for your $1300.


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Humanatee

I am not a sea cow, staIker
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He's a trashy piece of wop shit, regularly gambling at his age. He's so addicted he was even trying to sneak into the cruise ship's casino until he was caught and sent away.

I guarantee all he does is lose money at poker too. Someone as dumb as him probably plays every hand thinking he'll just bluff his way to victory. Then again his stupid expressionless dead cow eyes probably make for a good poker face.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He got a room at borgata on a monday (usually the cheapest night) and it’s not comped? So he’s paying for a room AND gambling which means odds are he’s losing money. But bitch about Biden/Harris making everything awful. Pretty sure that’s not an upgraded room as he’s facing the wind turbines / parking garage.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He's a trashy piece of wop shit, regularly gambling at his age. He's so addicted he was even trying to sneak into the cruise ship's casino until he was caught and sent away.

I guarantee all he does is lose money at poker too. Someone as dumb as him probably plays every hand thinking he'll just bluff his way to victory. Then again his stupid expressionless dead cow eyes probably make for a good poker face.
Joe is the type to not realize he has a good hand
 

Humanatee

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Joe is the type to not realize he has a good hand

Or think having pocket aces literally means it's impossible for him to lose. I'd actually love to see a video of Joe playing poker. It'd be hilarious to see that cow brain of his trying to calculate odds and acting like the game's rigged against him while his chips slowly dwindle to nothing.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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Any normal person who only did 9 months in the military would probably never mention it to anyone. It raises too many questions.
I still can't make any sense of it.

Why would the military put themselves in a position to house, clothe, feed and train a recruit and then cut him loose at 9 months, right when he has the training/ability to start being helpful and of some service?

The post Vietnam era is considered a low point in the American military as far as morale and quality, but I still can't imagine they were allowing 9 month contracts
 

Mike Glyer

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My dad has two purple hearts and never talks about Vietnam. My uncle was a Green Beret who was behind enemy lines for 2 years. Never speaks a word about it. My other dbag uncle served in artillery for a few months and acts like he was in the shit and never fails to bring it up around Veteran's or Memorial Day.

Anyway, tell us about your veteran status, Joe. Imagine having achieved so little in your life that your points of pride are 1. Taking credit for your brother's success 2. Taking pride in being a "veteran" after you got the early boot from the military after joining just to avoid legal consequences. Dumb cud chewing nigger.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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If that room's the upgrade, what kind of shitbox were they originally in? And nothing a casino does is for your benefit, you fat bald old idiot. They're not doing you any favours. They want to send you away broke. "Wow, the alcohol and food is free!" Dumb shit
I’ve stayed at the borgata and that’s a barely an upgraded room - only 480 sq feet compared to the standard 460 sq feet. Only “upgrade” is that little extra space and that couch thing.
 

Confused White Kid

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My dad has two purple hearts and never talks about Vietnam. My uncle was a Green Beret who was behind enemy lines for 2 years. Never speaks a word about it. My other dbag uncle served in artillery for a few months and acts like he was in the shit and never fails to bring it up around Veteran's or Memorial Day.

Anyway, tell us about your veteran status, Joe. Imagine having achieved so little in your life that your points of pride are 1. Taking credit for your brother's success 2. Taking pride in being a "veteran" after you got the early boot from the military after joining just to avoid legal consequences. Dumb cud chewing nigger.

My mother tells people my grandfather was with the 101st after Berlin surrendered while they were up partying in the Eagle's Nest.

He was a field mechanic in Italy. Basically Snackie's job in Iraq. He did visit the Eagle's Nest but it was well after the war and he paid his own way.

He did get a Purple Heart, I think he was injured saving someone's life when their station was attacked. Or something. But he wasn't jumping outta planes with the fucking Pathfinders. My mother's a retarded boomer but I let her have her fun. I honestly think she believes he was a commando and nobody ever told her otherwise.
 
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