Flashback to nuclear physicist Pat, children

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The average science worshipper is Patrick. A fat retard who loves Marvel and doesn’t understand any science himself.

See also: Movie Bob, who has spent over a decade furious that we’re not growing moon wheat yet and blames them dang dirty Republicans for it. Science worshipers’ only devil is the GOP. Pat and Bob Chipman in the same room would eliminate all oxygen from the atmosphere and both of their morbidly obese bodies would collapse within seconds.

Who’s gonna make the intro?

 

[CruisinColin]

Science worshipers’ only devil is the GOP

You say odd shit to people, dude.

 

[EraGodless]

TFW your senior slide lasts 8 semesters.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

The average science worshipper is Patrick. A fat retard who loves Marvel and doesn’t understand any science himself.

People who think solar panels are green and viable. Who think we landed on the moon in tinpot landers and we deleted all the telemetry data and construction plans of them and will get angry when you point out we didn’t even though they can’t do basic algebra let alone understand the scope of any of the science they idolise.

I’m not saying I do, either. Though I certainly have much more academic achievements than Patrick and his freak retard pedophile gang.

Pats more of a big picture kind of guy. He doesn't get bogged down in useless details. He reads blogs and and interprets what they meant to say and dumbs it down for his followers.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

As funny as it is to goof on ol' Pudding Head Patrick I've never been able to finish reading his intellectual posturings.

The 'Allow me to explain simply' and 'still with me' shit.

 

[guest]

Where are we getting to?

People more intelligent and hardworking than Patrick could ever dream doing some cool shit and Patrick acting like he can roll with them intellectually