Fix that fukkin' fence

[NoBacon]

I can’t explain how fucking funny it is that he’s been arguing with his illegal fence all day. I love this place.

I can’t stress enough how much of a complete fucking pimp @admin is for allowing us this place to congregate. That man could have bought a new Jaguar SUV but he used it to defend our right to bully a fat man with accounts of inanimate objects he’s illegally (and shoddily) constructed. God bless you Admin. A true American patriot.

 

[NoBacon]

Given the age of the house most likely. If those downspout issues mean he's funneling the water away from the house then it's almost a certainty.

I’m pretty sure it’s surrounded by old trees, too. Those roots will absolutely be under the foundations by now. A recipe for disaster. I’d be surprised if it can even be insured now. IIRC one is literally inches from his front porch.

Anyone who isn’t a retard would have checked it in a survey before finalising, but anyone who isn’t a retard wouldn’t also need the predatory interest only mortgage they used. I believe they’ve paid down 5k of the principle in 5 years and the down payment was like 1%. It’s a mortgage for minorities and idiots.

 

[BudDickman]

I’m pretty sure it’s surrounded by old trees, too. Those roots will absolutely be under the foundations by now. A recipe for disaster. I’d be surprised if it can even be insured now. IIRC one is literally inches from his front porch.

Anyone who isn’t a retard would have checked it in a survey before finalising, but anyone who isn’t a retard wouldn’t also need the predatory interest only mortgage they used. I believe they’ve paid down 5k of the principle in 5 years and the down payment was like 1%. It’s a mortgage for minorities and idiots.

Well, he just renewed the mortgage, so they can't have any equity in the house anymore.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[RobertMewler]

I seriously can’t believe he is that much of a retard he put it on the wrong way.

You can't???

 

[FatPatsBaps]

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I seriously can’t believe he is that much of a retard he put it on the wrong way. An inverted fence, much like his penis likely.

What a cunt

I can - he's exactly the kind of person who would think "the fence looks better this way, I want to see the better looking side".

This is based on some of his previous greatest hits, including "Red delicious apples taste better than Granny Smith, therefore I will not only use them to make an apple pie but call everyone who uses Granny Smith apples a moron"

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m not overly familiar with coding and ordinances - would some of the other things people pointed fall under the scope of the department that sent this guy out?

I’m wondering if they will be out again to look at other things now that he’s on their radar.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Nikki must be kicking herself rn for not hiring some mexican to do it right the first time, and now she has to pretend to agree with Pat about cyberterrorists being to blame because she knows the manchild throws tantrums if he has to face accountability for his retardation.

She does not respect him as a man. Not taking the Tomlinson name was the smartest thing she did on this marriage.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I can - he's exactly the kind of person who would think "the fence looks better this way, I want to see the better looking side".

This is based on some of his previous greatest hits, including "Red delicious apples taste better than Granny Smith, therefore I will not only use them to make an apple pie but call everyone who uses Granny Smith apples a moron"

Filet mignon should be well done. And Beef Wellington is best served burned into ash, children. Y'all are doing it wrong, peeps.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I hope he tries to argue with the city about and refuse to change it to own the trolls. The other part of me wants him to fix it because it will be admitting we were right once again.

 

[AntSucks]

Mr Gorbachev, tear down that fence.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I think he'll fix it, but I doubt he'll document it on Twitter for attention like a lady this time around which is lowkey double-humiliation: the defeat of having to do it again and also a tacit admission that it was silly of him to overshare his household chores for dopamine

 

[BUBBLER]

this ends with him shooting the next inspector

 

[guest]

I think he'll fix it, but I doubt he'll document it on Twitter for attention like a lady this time around which is lowkey double-humiliation: the defeat of having to do it again and also a tacit admission that it was silly of him to overshare his household chores for dopamine

Niki will call someone to fix it if he doesn’t

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

"StealthyFence"

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

No way, my money is on a complete tear down.

If he put it up properly, he used ~3 1/2" exterior stainless steel screws to affix it to the posts. Which means all he would need to do is unscrew them all, put them on the other side of the posts, and reaffix them.

But I'm sure he went the cheap route and used nails, so he'll have to pound out each one in the hot sun before flipping the panels around to the correct side. I can't see close enough to tell if he used nails or screws, but knowing Pat, he used nails.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Does anyone remember who is the brotherman that does the song parodies? I have a good idea for a song about Patrick's fence.

It would be a parody of "Don't Bring Me Down" by Electric Light Orchestra. Again, it's only an idea. I'm thinking something like
Now bring me doOoOooOwwwwnnnn and FIX! your shitty ffffeeeeeeEEEeeeenccccce

 

[BUBBLER]

Does anyone remember who is the brotherman that does the song parodies? I have a good idea for a song about Patrick's fence.

It would be a parody of "Don't Bring Me Down" by Electric Light Orchestra. Again, it's only an idea. I'm thinking something like
Now bring me doOoOooOwwwwnnnn and FIX! your shitty ffffeeeeeeEEEeeeenccccce

@ToxicCisWhiteMaleFatt

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]